The top four or five goalkeepers this season are pretty straightforward. After that, it gets a bit tricky
Chelsea players unsurprisingly feature highly, as does a 'word-class centre forward'. Oh Christian
The first person to mention Cristiano Ronaldo loses. And don't bloody start with Roberto Carlos.
There are some bloody brilliant Dutch players to have graced these shores. Come celebrate them
A list of those always at the centre of mishap and mischief. And a couple of d*cks in there, too
Chubbiness + lovability = lovely chubbies. Inspired by a certain current PL chubster (not Hazard).
Never fear Villa, Newcastle, Norwich, Sunderland fans; some players do stay after relegation.
Astonishingly there are nine older than Michael Carrick. Fancy an old man this summer?
And then you went and spoilt it all by doing something stupid like managing below expect-aaaations
In light of Welbeck's goal against Leicester, we look at past title-winning goals (that didn't win the title).
We take a look at ten bizarre Premier League winner's medal owners. Are Nathan Dyer and Demarai Gray next?
You thought that deadline day was boring, didn't you? What about when Real signed Hazard and Pogba and...
The perfect b*stard must be naughty, physical but also score goals. Being a hard man ain't enough
Because this is what happens when Winty lets Daniel choose his own top ten topic...
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