Plus, Wenger is knackered, Newcastle are doomed, and Daniel Storey and Jamie Vardy are one and the same.
It's a whopper. On Wenger and Sanchez, Vardy, immorality, Aguero, Van Gaal and Rooney
Villa, blankets, cappuccinos and 'nonsense' data are also included in a phenomenal Sherwood interview.
Jose Mourinho has played down reports of a spat with Chelsea striker Diego Costa.
Diego Costa would do well to apologise sharpish, while Spurs cannot be blamed for settling...
Tottenham and Chelsea played out a 0-0 draw at White Hart Lane, with Diego Costa dropped by Mourinho
Sol Campbell is busy making friends, insisting that he could deal with Kane or Vardy 'no problem'
Pochettino reckons Kane and Lloris are keen to stay after Europa League qualification was secured.
Five players whose summer exits have hardly been felt. Can you imagine Stevie gegenpressing?
Tottenham qualified for the Europa League knockouts after Harry Kane helped them beat Qarabag 1-0.
Pochettino says it is "not fair" that Spurs have to face Chelsea so soon after 5,000-mile trip to Azerbaijan.
Arsenal want Icardi, Guardiola staying at Bayern, Witsel to Spurs, Sven 4 Rooney...
Plus why Leicester are allowed to be excited, Jack Grealish and Arsenal's glum mood
"I don't regret it...but I want to forget it," says Saints midfielder Victor, spitting some sick bars.
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