Man United fans expecting sexy signings will get Matic and Ibrahimovic. And a Xhaka update.
Including a whole load of players who would p*** themselves laughing at the thought. Pogba? Oh do shush.
Some ballsy shouts: Mane to Arsenal, Krychowiak to United, Drinkwater to Liverpool
Guardiola's shopping list also includes Stones and Rose. Also, Tottenham want to sell Son.
Man United have problems in defence. Ramiro Funes Mori is the hero they deserve.
N'Golo Kante's summer move to Arsenal is on. plus Man United vs Man City for Leroy Sane
Arsenal want Morata, Liverpool eye Brahimi, Papa Rom Rom speaks and Real Madrid want Payet
Arsenal will pay £33.8m for Granit Xhaka, Liverpool find a new goalkeeper, another Mourinho update
And you know what...it makes sense. Plus, Saido Berahino to Everton and Zlatan knows where he's going.
Arsenal to pay top whack for Williams, United to break records for James, Liverpool and Spurs want Wilson
PSG want Anthony Martial, which is bad news for United. Pogba has snubbed them, which is also bad.
Raphael Varane will cost United £30million, and Gotze is off to Arsenal or Chelsea, not Liverpool
Arsenal will go for Alvaro Morata. Or Michy Batshuayi. Or Sehrou Guirassy. Poor Danny Welbeck
Arsenal to discuss Alexis Sanchez's future with the player, Liverpool want Lemar, United after Varane.
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