Matt Le Tissier 0-1 Grok: Ex-England star in bizarre early-hours argument over plane trails
Matt Le Tissier’s post-midnight rant at an artificial chatbot is really quite something. We shouldn’t laugh, but…
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16 Conclusions from Man Utd 3-2 Liverpool: Carrick, Slot, Wirtz, Mainoo and Van Dijk
Michael Carrick’s being a real pain for Sir Jim Ratcliffe and Liverpool are now very much (far too much) Arne Slot’s Liverpool. 16 Conclusions on a game of two halves.
Man Utd and Casemiro must not spoil the perfect goodbye
There are plenty of reasons why Manchester United might want Casemiro to stay. But none that make it a good idea, or even a realistic prospect…
Diomande joined by Liverpool star and United winger among Europe’s top dribblers
If Liverpool get their hands on Yan Diomande, they will have two of Europe’s top 10 dribblers in their attack…
Garnacho a victim of bad influences and the star boy obsession
Alejandro Garnacho seems to be reaping what he sowed but the Chelsea winger is a victim of his environment and the weird obsession with overhyping young talent…
Top 10 Premier League centre-backs: Van Dijk still imperious, no Saliba
Virgil van Dijk might not be as good as he was last season, but the Liverpool captain remains the best centre-back in the Premier League…
Five tables to highlight soft-touch Newcastle’s slump under Howe
Eddie Howe is coming under increased pressure at Newcastle and these five tables paint a dire picture for the Toon boss…
Liverpool were right to renew Salah and Van Dijk; hindsight doesn’t change that…
Given what we all knew and thought at the time, Liverpool were absolutely right to renew Mo Salah and Virgil van Dijk’s contracts…
Newcastle, Spurs combined XI: Were relegated Toon ‘much better’ than Tottenham?
Nicky Butt and Kevin Nolan reckon their relegated Newcastle team was a ‘much better’ side than the current Tottenham Hotspur. Fair?
De Zerbi ‘cancelled’ despite £60m Spurs agreement after ‘choosing not to exclude Greenwood’
Roberto De Zerbi, the new Spurs manager on a £60m, five-year deal, should not be ‘cancelled’ for selflessly rehabilitating Mason Greenwood.
Bellingham ‘behaviour’ under the spotlight as Man Utd face ‘scary’ ‘nightmare scenario’
Jude Bellingham has done something entirely normal and uncontroversial, so someone had to be weird about it, and we all missed this week’s real losers.
Man Utd midfielders, Arsenal strikers feature in worst title winners XI
These lads might be among the worst title winners, but they all have at least one more Premier League medal than us. And Steven Gerrard, obvs.
Amorim among sacked managers made to look foolish by overruled transfer plans this season
Manchester United would look very different if they hadn’t ‘refused to sanction’ two transfers Ruben Amorim championed before ultimately being sacked.
Carrick sack, Marinakinception, Spurs unity candidate found: what happens next in Managergeddon
Thomas Frank, Evangelos Marinakis and Michael Carrick will all be suitably central to the ongoing 2025/26 Premier League managergeddon, as we can reveal.
Why seemingly everyone is eyeing ‘the new Mbappe’ at Bournemouth…
Junior Kroupi could be one of the most in-demand young players in the Premier League this summer. You understand why when you see his finishing stats…
West Ham and Nuno shameful in delayed victory like Man Utd, Sir Alex and Ronaldo
Summerville’s winner for West Ham fails to save Nuno Espirito Santo and his players from the same shame suffered by Sir Alex Ferguson and Manchester United 20 years ago.
Man Utd in their post-d*ckhead era must ignore Scholes over Romero recommendation
Every good team needs a bit of the d*ck about them, but Man Utd have weeded out too many to go backwards by taking Paul Scholes’ advice…
Man Utd, Chelsea offer encouragement to Liverpool, Spurs to sack Slot, fire Frank
Look away, Arne Slot and Thomas Frank – if Liverpool and Spurs were thinking of sacking their managers, here’s evidence of the boost a change could bring…
Emptyhad? Man City stayaways should be applauded, not scalded
Empty seats, especially where Man City are concerned, have always been a great source of amusement to rival fans. Which is weirder now than it ever was…
Newcastle approach crisis as Howe faces 21-day fight for future after Man City battering
Newcastle have won one game in their last seven and could easily have nothing to play for after their next seven in just 21 days. Stay tuned for a crisis.
Brahim Diaz’s Panenka penalty only the second weirdest thing about AFCON final…
The AFCON final was so hilariously and horrifyingly batsh*t, that neither Senegal’s walk-off nor Brahim Diaz’s awful penalty were the weirdest things to happen…
Every Premier League club’s sporting director and where the power really lays…
They go by a variety of titles but these are the men who carry the clout in the Premier League, the fellas who decide the destiny of your club…
Manchester United manager candidate removed after Ferguson disciple streak broken
Darren Fletcher can probably be removed from a Manchester United caretaker manager race which has been whittled down to two sides of the same Ferguson coin.
Sorry, Mo? Carragher should stand his ground while Salah owes the apologies…
Jamie Carragher offered an olive branch to Mo Salah but it is not him or Liverpool manager Arne Slot who owe apologies. Salah should be saying sorry. And sharpish…
Cherki faces Pep-bot ‘problems’ after predictable Guardiola praise for £30.8m ‘machine’
Rayan Cherki never felt like the archetypal Pep Guardiola player but there should be no surprise at his rabona being met with cold water and Savinho praise.
The Famous F365 Friday Quiz: Prem stars at the World Cup
These 20 Premier League stars have a personal interest in the World Cup draw. But which nations will they be representing next summer?
Man Utd offered £31m ‘opportunity’ by hostile Serie A agent to right huge 2024 transfer wrong
Man Utd could now land a midfielder they regret being the alternative rather than the top target in the summer of 2024.
Five Premier League tables to illustrate Liverpool’s shocking decline
The actual Premier League standings are damning enough on Liverpool, but these five tables highlight why the champions find themselves in the bottom half…
Liverpool have ‘ruined’ their ‘no c****’ policy’ on Isak – they should ‘sell him for half the money right now’
An old Liverpool ‘policy’ has been ‘ruined by the costliest albatross who literally does nothing’. And one fan would ‘sell him for half the money right now’.
Man Utd should face striker transfer ban until they sign a midfielder
Casemiro’s revival has got Manchester United out of their midfield hole. But Ruben Amorim cannot afford to gamble on the Brazilian carrying the Red Devils into Europe.
Ruben Amorim authority rising on one-year anniversary at Man Utd
Even Ruben Amorim might have doubted that he would make it through a year at Man Utd. But the manager reaches his anniversary feeling more empowered than ever…
Liverpool right to try and make ‘enemy’ Alexander-Arnold ‘spiral’ with boos
The Trent Alexander-Arnold discourse continues apace, with criticism of Liverpool ‘hypocrisy’ and a defence of the Reds trying to make an ‘enemy’ ‘spiral’.
What is Sunderland’s secret? Stoicism powering Champions League push…
Sunderland are mixing it in the top four of the Premier League having taken almost half of their points from losing positions…