Matt Le Tissier 0-1 Grok: Ex-England star in bizarre early-hours argument over plane trails
Matt Le Tissier’s post-midnight rant at an artificial chatbot is really quite something. We shouldn’t laugh, but…
Matt Le Tissier’s post-midnight rant at an artificial chatbot is really quite something. We shouldn’t laugh, but…
Alejandro Garnacho seems to be reaping what he sowed but the Chelsea winger is a victim of his environment and the weird obsession with overhyping young talent…
Virgil van Dijk might not be as good as he was last season, but the Liverpool captain remains the best centre-back in the Premier League…
Eddie Howe is coming under increased pressure at Newcastle and these five tables paint a dire picture for the Toon boss…
Given what we all knew and thought at the time, Liverpool were absolutely right to renew Mo Salah and Virgil van Dijk’s contracts…
Nicky Butt and Kevin Nolan reckon their relegated Newcastle team was a ‘much better’ side than the current Tottenham Hotspur. Fair?
Roberto De Zerbi, the new Spurs manager on a £60m, five-year deal, should not be ‘cancelled’ for selflessly rehabilitating Mason Greenwood.
Jude Bellingham has done something entirely normal and uncontroversial, so someone had to be weird about it, and we all missed this week’s real losers.
These lads might be among the worst title winners, but they all have at least one more Premier League medal than us. And Steven Gerrard, obvs.
Manchester United would look very different if they hadn’t ‘refused to sanction’ two transfers Ruben Amorim championed before ultimately being sacked.
Thomas Frank, Evangelos Marinakis and Michael Carrick will all be suitably central to the ongoing 2025/26 Premier League managergeddon, as we can reveal.
Junior Kroupi could be one of the most in-demand young players in the Premier League this summer. You understand why when you see his finishing stats…
Summerville’s winner for West Ham fails to save Nuno Espirito Santo and his players from the same shame suffered by Sir Alex Ferguson and Manchester United 20 years ago.
Every good team needs a bit of the d*ck about them, but Man Utd have weeded out too many to go backwards by taking Paul Scholes’ advice…
Look away, Arne Slot and Thomas Frank – if Liverpool and Spurs were thinking of sacking their managers, here’s evidence of the boost a change could bring…
Empty seats, especially where Man City are concerned, have always been a great source of amusement to rival fans. Which is weirder now than it ever was…
Newcastle have won one game in their last seven and could easily have nothing to play for after their next seven in just 21 days. Stay tuned for a crisis.
The AFCON final was so hilariously and horrifyingly batsh*t, that neither Senegal’s walk-off nor Brahim Diaz’s awful penalty were the weirdest things to happen…
They go by a variety of titles but these are the men who carry the clout in the Premier League, the fellas who decide the destiny of your club…
Darren Fletcher can probably be removed from a Manchester United caretaker manager race which has been whittled down to two sides of the same Ferguson coin.
Jamie Carragher offered an olive branch to Mo Salah but it is not him or Liverpool manager Arne Slot who owe apologies. Salah should be saying sorry. And sharpish…
Rayan Cherki never felt like the archetypal Pep Guardiola player but there should be no surprise at his rabona being met with cold water and Savinho praise.
These 20 Premier League stars have a personal interest in the World Cup draw. But which nations will they be representing next summer?
Man Utd could now land a midfielder they regret being the alternative rather than the top target in the summer of 2024.
The actual Premier League standings are damning enough on Liverpool, but these five tables highlight why the champions find themselves in the bottom half…
An old Liverpool ‘policy’ has been ‘ruined by the costliest albatross who literally does nothing’. And one fan would ‘sell him for half the money right now’.
Casemiro’s revival has got Manchester United out of their midfield hole. But Ruben Amorim cannot afford to gamble on the Brazilian carrying the Red Devils into Europe.
Even Ruben Amorim might have doubted that he would make it through a year at Man Utd. But the manager reaches his anniversary feeling more empowered than ever…
The Trent Alexander-Arnold discourse continues apace, with criticism of Liverpool ‘hypocrisy’ and a defence of the Reds trying to make an ‘enemy’ ‘spiral’.
Sunderland are mixing it in the top four of the Premier League having taken almost half of their points from losing positions…