Look, we have conclusive proof that Van Gaal is better than Mourinho! We compare things...
Scotland have scored more Premier League goals than Brazil and as many as Argentina this season. Ha ha.
Giroud, Defoe, Chelsea, Arsenal (twice), Man United (twice) and a Christmas miracle at Sunderland
The FA is examining footage of Leicester's Drinkwater appearing to elbow Watford's Behrami.
Leicester remain on course to win the Champions League and be relegated to the Championship.
...and plenty more, too. Our Cheeky Punt can't see United coping with that Arsenal forward line.
Adam Lallana rises to No. 2 and we have a new low - we started getting a bit sad and upset at No. 6...
We take you through what all 20 clubs need this winter. Most just need a striker...
No fans, no interest and nothing but bad PR. At least the Checkatrade Trophy showed us the line
Alexis Sanchez is doing okay...but there are six other PL strikers with a better conversion rate this season...
Liverpool's total football, the importance of fun, Man United's big names. Lots of winners this week
Three managers have now praised Liverpool as the best side they've played after losing to them.
Tottenham under the most pressure for once? Plus Karius, Moyes and Mike Dean, obviously
Some strikers made the right move this summer. Some did not. Some really, really did not.
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