Jose Mourinho wants to spend £100m on a marquee, the mad b*stard. Oh, 'marquee player'. Sorry.
The current 20 PL clubs have made 120 £20m-plus signings. Liverpool are catching up Man United...
Brighton have pipped Watford to the post to the signing of Deportivo striker Florin Andone.
We have reached the end, with the play-off final still to come. How much will the dildo brothers spend?
Who is tearing it up in Southampton's Under-23 squad? Some are pretty obvious...
Some of the big clubs have got some big names coming back. Will RLC follow Christensen into the first team?
These are the best players, both bargains and luxuries, that will likely be brought to market this summer...
Five goalkeepers, six new signings - who has been getting all the gongs?
Who almost broke the record for most minutes without a card? Who was dispossessed the fewest times per 90?
That's not a bad haul for coming bottom. And they can look forward to over £40m next year too.
You can just about find a replacement for every player. Pray all 23 in the squad don't get injured...
Staring at a list of 23 players and wondering what to think? Let us help you out...
And Jose Mourinho and Mauricio Pochettino are two of them. Sure..
Watford still want compensation from Everton over Silva. Especially if they renege on an agreement.
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