So James Milner leaving Neymar in a crumpled heap got us thinking. Thinking about John O'Shea.
Jamie Vardy admits the public perception of him is "probably a tw*t". But "it's only a bit of banter".
James Milner is joint-seventh on this list, so has some catching up to do. Who scores plenty, but never 10?
Newcastle insist Rondon was Benitez's "number one transfer target". Gayle goes the other way.
Two players signed this summer make our XI of the most expensive uncapped Englishmen.
Liverpool are surely not actually mad enough to go for Grzegorz Krychowiak? It makes no sense.
There are plenty of Premier League winners, a few European champions and even a Dean Whitehead.
There is a Premier League reject in the Spain squad. And the France one. And the Germany one...
Jurgen Klopp raged against West Brom's "dry" pitch and "useless point". It was all "rubbish".
Darren Moore pretty much forced West Brom's hand by being a bit brilliant. It's his full-time.
Who almost broke the record for most minutes without a card? Who was dispossessed the fewest times per 90?
England have revealed their 23-man squad for the 2018 World Cup. And there's no Leon Bailey.
Five from West Brom; three each from Stoke and Swansea. Time to look for some potential bargains.
Who wins the prestigious Tactical Move of the Year, OG of the Year and Save Not By De Gea of Year?
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