Struggling to believe this but hey-ho. More likely is Fernando Llorente to Chelsea and Defoe to West Ham.
Slaven Bilic said 'no way' five times when asked about Marcus Rashford. Yes way?
Because football is notoriously easy to predict, Daniel Storey told you what will happen next. He'll look stupid, too
We go through each Premier League club to find a player that could be shipped out on loan in January.
Does that mean links with Mamadou Sakho, Chris Smalling, Cesc Fabregas and Marcus Rashford have legs?
"It was just a short space of time. You basically depend on luck," says the West Ham manager.
On Mkhitaryan's goal, Chelsea's steamroller, Bob Bradley, Mark Hughes, Claudio Ranieri and...
Some sides need strikers, some need a whole new defence, some just need Not Carl Jenkinson.
West Ham push further clear of the relegation zone, but Swansea are in absolute free fall.
Coutinho is 'unsettled' at Liverpool, who have already found a replacement. Big Sam wants Defoe.
West Ham could still win the title, right? Line up and laugh at us. Or marvel at our prescience...
Plus, should Sunderland be tempted by a cash offer for Jermain Defoe?
It's true - Alan Pardew referred to himself as the King, and he thought that meant he could have your dinner...
"He’s got a contract with us, a long contract and I’ll say what I always say: we don’t want to sell him."
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