Plus some love for Conte and Walcott, hate for England, and conflict over Rooney. Obviously.
Even Sam Allardyce doesn't think Mark Noble deserves an England cap. Ouch.
Slaven Bilic was angry at his side's first half performance but drew positives as West Ham were beaten by Man City.
Raheem Sterling starred as Manchester City managed to move back top of the Premier League table after beating West Ham.
West Ham have announced the signing of Simone Zaza on an initial season-long loan from Juventus.
He's a good leader, you see. Plus depressed Arsenal fans and depressed West Ham fans. Happy Friday.
Juventus have accepted a £24million bid for the striker, who won't have to play in the Europa League.
Sturridge may be complaining about being used out of position, but he isn't the only one...
Lucas Perez is 'almost certainly' joining Arsenal, it says here. Plus, Stoke want Sakho on loan and...
Reports suggest Edimilson Fernandes is on his way to East London after a fee was agreed.
West Ham have been linked with both strikers and Salven Bilic admits he is a fan of the duo.
Wert Ham are leading the race to sign Zaza with Juventus unwilling to let the striker join another Italian side.
He has to believe he is 'still the 15-20 goal man!' but does anybody else? That joke isn't funny anymore.
Yaya Toure, Matteo Darmian and Loic Remy among the poor souls.
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