Hannah Hampton has been named F365 winner after claiming the Yashin Trophy thanks to a glorious sh*t-eating grin as she kept another clean sheet for Chelsea.
Liverpool were the big winners a couple of times over, along with Fulham, Parker and Farke. But Potter is gone while Arteta and Guardiola overthought it.
We look at football data’s most divisive and impishly mischievous contribution to the world (xG) and make some hasty conclusions.
Chelsea found a 100-goal striker they don’t need down the back of the sofa after a two-season absence, while London City Lionesses have been dealt a WSL reality check.
Arsenal have exposed problems at Chelsea, Liverpool look great and Nick Woltemade is fun. But Ruben Amorim needs to be sacked if he is doing ‘everything’.
All eyes were on Michelle Agyemang and she didn’t deliver on the opening day, but Ornella Vignola certainly did on debut in the Merseyside derby.
You can’t have transfer window winners without also having losers. That’s how these things must work. It’s been a brutal summer for several of the ‘Other 14’.
There’s no such thing as ‘winning’ the transfer window. It’s a silly idea only a fool would entertain. Here then are the transfer window winners.
Liverpool were showing off with a scrappy title race win. Potter, Hurzeler, Glasner and Iraola impressed but Aston Villa and Wolves are in free fall.
Everton should know better over Jack Grealish, while Thomas Frank and Brentford are both thriving. But West Ham and Ruben Amorim look utterly hopeless.
Sunderland and Manchester City could not have planned better starts, while a Liverpool hero stepped up. And West Ham should “panic about its managers”.
Who doesn’t love a forgotten man? Who doesn’t want to marvel that Chelsea still own Armando Broja after all this time?
Plus mentions for Tottenham, West Ham, Raheem Sterling, Jadon Sancho, and a couple of managers whose sides instantly improved after they left
Plus some brilliant managers in mid-table, Manchester United’s thriving escapees, and somehow Tottenham despite finishing 17th
A weekend of emotional farewells had us say goodbye to Goodison Park, Jamie Vardy, Emiliano Martinez, the old Arsenal and very possibly West Ham soon.
Ruben Amorim and Ange Postecoglou cannot complain that their preparations for a ludicrously important game have been shocking. Newcastle are flying.
The Champions League race is alive with possibility, including Arsenal failing to qualify and Brentford reaching Europe after shaming Manchester United.
Liverpool should not have had a free run at Alexis Mac Allister. Chelsea will probably try to sell their best defender again. And Graham Potter is furious.
Niclas Fullkrug deserves better than to be given the captaincy of a West Ham ship sinking under Graham Potter. Aston Villa show ‘anger’ can be used right.
Vitor Pereira has done as much to embarrass Ruben Amorim as Manchester United have, while Ange Postecoglou is gone and Newcastle did Eddie Howe proud.
Liverpool lost when it no longer mattered as, in a way, did Southampton. Meanwhile, Fulham, Villa, Wolves and even Spurs take places in the winners’ circle.
Liverpool edge ever closer to the title, Nottingham Forest stubbornly refuse to regress to the mean, significant moves in the Champions League chase.
Chelsea are abysmal against anyone good under Enzo Maresca and Ange Postecoglou has betrayed his word. Yet they have more hope than Ruud van Nistelrooy.
Liverpool, Brighton and David Moyes are flying. But Spurs have no more excuses, Wolves without Matheus Cunha are doomed and Arsenal have a clear problem.
We’re starting to think Liverpool might win the league. And you know what else? We genuinely think Southampton will get relegated.
Not many Premier League weekends that go absolutely perfectly for as many clubs as this one did. Liverpool obviously, but others too. Not Arsenal.
Manchester City have finally broken their over-reliance on Erling Haaland – but what is the point of Ruben Amorim, Leicester or Raheem Sterling?
Arsenal know their calculated gamble could backfire and Manchester United inspire no confidence in their decisions as they copy the Gunners’ blueprint.
Nottingham Forest and Bournemouth retained their jewels and Tottenham – eventually – did what was necessary. The Marcus Rashford renaissance train departs.
Bournemouth are phenomenal while David Moyes and Manchester City are turning things around. But it can’t be long for Ange Postecoglou and Robert Sanchez.
Bournemouth, David Moyes and Lucas Digne are living the life. But Ruud van Nistelrooy and Ange Postecoglou are in trouble with Ruben Amorim not far behind.
Robbie Savage was thrilled for Joshua Zirkzee, while Arsenal are once again urged to move for a striker and the FA are implored to reinstate FA Cup replays…
Manchester United are both just about winners. But Postecoglou, Dyche, Lopetegui and Juric are racing for the sack and Alexander-Arnold’s head is in Madrid.