16 Conclusions from Chelsea 0-3 Man City: Guehi, Cherki, and the looming banterpocalypse
That Etihad showdown next weekend looks bigger than ever after Man City brushed Chelsea aside at Stamford Bridge.
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16 Conclusions on Manchester City beating bottling Arsenal in the Carabao Cup final
Arsenal were shown up by Manchester City in the Carabao Cup final at Wembley as the Kepa curse continued and Mikel Arteta’s players ‘shrunk’.
16 Conclusions from Liverpool 1-1 Tottenham: Richarlison, Ngumoha, Salah, Tudor, Slot and what next?
What looked sure to be Igor Tudor’s fifth and final game as Spurs manager instead ended with a shock point, but Liverpool were terrible.
16 Conclusions from Arsenal 2-1 Chelsea: corners, red cards, Declan Rice, Reece James, Robert Sanchez
Arsenal picked up the sort of win that has eluded them since the turn of the year to take another step towards the title as Chelsea fail to help themselves.
16 Conclusions from Tottenham 1-4 Arsenal: Bottle, relegation, Rice, Gyokeres, Eze, Gallagher
Arsenal showed bottle as Gyokeres turned into Gyokeres to put Tottenham in genuine relegation peril. Eze likes Spurs a whole lot more than double-agent Gallagher.
16 Conclusions from Liverpool 1-2 Man City: Chaos, Bluey, VAR, Guehi, Szoboszlai, Haaland
Man City are just about keeping Arsenal honest at the top of the table after an extraordinary victory over Liverpool at Anfield.
16 Conclusions from Manchester United 2-0 Spurs: Frank sack, Romero sale, Carrick appointed
Manchester United continue to find beauty in simplicity under Michael Carrick, but Thomas Frank and Cristian Romero surely cannot carry on at Spurs.
16 Conclusions from Tottenham 2-2 Man City: Comebacks, Solanke, Simons, Rodri, Soccer Aid
Tottenham were awful and then great in a wild 2-2 draw against Man City, who didn’t do enough against either of Spurs’ two faces on a great day for Arsenal.
16 Conclusions from Arsenal 2-3 Man United: DNA, bottle, retro kits, Carrick, Arteta, Mbeumo and more
Time to crack out the testing kit and find out just what is in that Michael Carrick Man United DNA after a 3-2 win at Premier League leaders Arsenal.
16 Conclusions from Manchester United 5-0 Manchester City: Carrick and co. expose Guardiola, Amorim, Butt
Michael Carrick, Manchester United and Arsene Wenger just made Ruben Amorim, Pep Guardiola and Nicky Butt among many others look really rather silly indeed.
16 Conclusions from Aston Villa 2-1 Man United: Rogers, Amorim, title deeds and rocking-horse sh*t
Another day, another home win for Aston Villa. They are absolutely in this title race and have an absolute star in Morgan Rogers. Man United have problems.
16 Conclusions as title contenders Aston Villa beat Arsenal
Aston Villa v Arsenal has prompted 16 Conclusions from a Villa fan and calls for perspective from those of an Arsenal persuasion.
16 Conclusions from Chelsea 1-1 Arsenal: Caicedo, Chalobah, cards and carelessness
Chelsea really needed a win to really set the title race alight, but holding the leaders after playing an hour with 10 men might be quite good?
16 Conclusions on Arsenal 4-1 Tottenham: Eze, Rice, Frank and the Premier League title
We shouldn’t have scoffed at Mikel Arteta’s ‘process’ on the way to the Premier League but we absolutely should at Thomas Frank not having one.
16 Conclusions from Man City 3-0 Liverpool: Champions slip to eighth and out of title race
We’re ruling Liverpool out of the title race after that abject defeat at Man City, who are definitely not out of it after cutting Arsenal’s lead to four.
16 Conclusions from Liverpool 1-2 Man United: Panicking Liverpool rattle themselves into crisis
Liverpool are no longer in mini-crisis after a chaotic headloss of a defeat to Manchester United, where Ruben Amorim has bought himself time.
16 Conclusions on Chelsea 2-1 Liverpool: ‘Mini crisis’, Slot, Maresca, Mac Allister, Estevao, Jota
Liverpool are officially in a ‘mini crisis’ which Arne Slot and two players in particular seems to be making worse. Chelsea and Enzo Maresca took advantage.
16 Conclusions on Arsenal 1-1 Man City: Liverpool win as Arteta plays safe and Pep goes Full Mourinho
Pep Guardiola resorted to parking the bus at the Emirates and it still wasn’t enough on a day where Liverpool feel like the only winners.
16 Conclusions on Manchester United 2-1 Chelsea: Amorim passes the sack baton to Maresca
Enzo Maresca lost his head and openly admitted it after taking the Manchester United sack pressure from Ruben Amorim and placing it on his own shoulders.
16 Conclusions from Man City 3-0 Man Utd: Haaland, Foden, Doku joy, but more grim United misery
Phil Foden and Erling Haaland took their Manchester Derby goal tallies to seven and eight respectively in a facile win over a broken Manchester United.
16 Conclusions on Liverpool 1-0 Arsenal: Arteta mentality, Jones brilliance, Neville nonsense, Martinelli flops
Mikel Arteta and Arne Slot were in agreement about Arsenal, Liverpool and magic moments. Gary Neville and Gabriel Martinelli gave us plenty more to go at.
16 Conclusions on Newcastle 2-3 Liverpool: Ngumoha, Osula, Ekitike, Konate and Isak
Newcastle were as good as Liverpool were bad, but Anthony Gordon and Rio Ngumoha combined to deny us all some Alexander Isak justice…
16 Conclusions on Manchester United 0-1 Arsenal: Gyokeres, Mbeumo, Martinelli, £100m Fernandes
Bryan Mbeumo humbled Arsenal striker Viktor Gyokeres in the war of the debutants but Manchester United may be reconsidering that £100m Bruno Fernandes call.
England retain the Euros: 16 Conclusions on heroes Carter, Hampton, Kelly and a broken leg
England have done it again. Here’s 16 conclusions on Sarina Wiegman’s genius, the wall that is Jess Carter, Chloe Kelly being Chloe Kelly and an actual broken leg…
16 Conclusions on the F365 tables: Liverpool difference, Arsenal flaw, peak Spursiness
We’ve pored over all our Premier League tables – 21 of them – to pick out 16 Conclusions now the 202425 season is in the bag…
16 Conclusions on Spurs winning the Europa League: Amorim sack, Postecoglou vindication, terrible Manchester United
Spurs should not be blamed for reconsidering the future of Ange Postecoglou, while Manchester United really ought to give Ruben Amorim another think.
16 Conclusions on Crystal Palace winning the FA Cup: Glasner, Pep, De Bruyne, Mateta, Haaland, Munoz
Oliver Glasner got into the mind of Pep Guardiola to end the major trophy drought of Crystal Palace and make a fair few people look foolish in the process.
16 Conclusions on Chelsea 3-1 Liverpool: Brilliant Cole Palmer exploits half-hearted Liverpool
Chelsea playmaker Cole Palmer ended his long goal drought, and deservedly so. This was his game, everyone else including Liverpool was just living in it.
16 Conclusions from Liverpool 5-1 Spurs: title parties, microcosms, side-quests and above all else Mo Salah
Liverpool wrapped up their long-inevitable Premier League title success as they entirely overwhelmed a predictably hapless and hopeless Spurs.
16 Conclusions on Man Utd 0-0 Man City: Fernandes brilliant, Garnacho poor, Guardiola shows ‘lack of class’
It was not a classic between Manchester United and Man City but Bruno Fernandes tried his best and Pep Guardiola kept things interesting after the game.