Newcastle should ‘do a Ronaldo’ with Isak to ward off Liverpool
Newcastle United should follow Manchester United in telling Alexander Isak he is staying for one more year.
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Liverpool ‘have played a blinder’ over Isak to ‘gazump’ Newcastle ‘no matter what’
Newcastle lose ‘no matter what’ in this transfer scrap with Liverpool as Alexander Isak has reached ‘the point of no return’ at St James’ Park.
Liverpool ‘slimed over’ to Isak and ‘failed’ as ‘wildcard’ centre-half option emerges with position change
Liverpool are the ‘horny bull’, not Newcastle. And their inability to pull Alexander Isak could be offset by a potential position change at centre-half.
Liverpool didn’t need Isak anyway as senior Newcastle stars ‘disgusted’ with star striker
Why would Liverpool sign Alexander Isak when they’ve already got Darwin Nunez? And is there a way back for the Swede in a dressing room of ‘disgusted’ teammates?
Newcastle ‘will take £60m’ for Isak in January as cartel closes in
Alexander Isak to Liverpool is getting a bit tedious but do Newcastle just need to ‘grow up’ and sell? We all know the food chain.
Liverpool ‘paid shills’ forcing through Isak transfer in nightmare Newcastle summer
This is a summer which has really exposed the difference between the haves and have nots. Why should Newcastle bow to Liverpool and Isak?
Liverpool 1.24bn euro spend provides transfer lesson for non-elite clubs
Liverpool might be spending now but over the last 10 years, they spent not much more than Everton. So there.
Newcastle have ‘disaster of a summer’ as Premier League run by ‘cartel clubs’
Things are going very badly indeed for Newcastle United. But is the Premier League a farce out of the reach of all but Liverpool, Arsenal etc?
Chloe Kelly nailed on for SPOTY after ‘epic stuff’ from England
We can only start in one place, with England and with that nerveless penalty from Chloe Kelly. What. A. Player.
Liverpool need more defenders, not ‘glory signings’ like Alexander Isak who ‘will be pushed around’
Liverpool are focusing on ‘glory signings’ who ‘will be pushed around’ in the Premier League while a gaping hole remains in their ‘laughing stock’ defence.
Liverpool transfer strategy is ‘hodl, hodl, hodl, then boom!’
Is there a position above first in the Premier League? Liverpool have pressed ‘go’ on their big transfer machine.
Arsenal take ‘expensive punt, fraught with risk’ on new Darwin Nunez
Arsenal get a dose of reality over the Viktor Gyokeres deal while Liverpool fans want an end to the optimism.
Arsenal must ‘learn from Sporting’ over sales as £35m Liverpool transfer laughably remains record deal
There is concern that Benjamin Sesko might make Arsenal regret going down the cheaper route in the same way Alexander Isak did when he ‘exploded’.
‘There’s so much to like about England’ as ludicrous Lionesses leave fans ‘frustrated’ then ‘elated’
England have shown ‘skill, guts, heart, tactics, talent and belief’ to reach another Euros final, with Michelle Agyemang the undoubted ‘breakout star’.
Sporting ‘look like the assholes’ over ‘flop’ Gyokeres as Arsenal tipped to finish sixth
Another Premier League club has discovered the joys of negotiating with Sporting, whose protracted sale of the ‘flop’ Viktor Gyokeres will not save Arsenal.
Arsenal playing ‘4D chess’ to sign Isak in Martinelli part-exchange with Gyokeres the ‘pawn’
Arsenal are taking so long to sign Viktor Gyokeres because he is the ‘pawn’ in an Andrea Berta transfer ‘master plan’ to bring in Alexander Isak.
Arsenal ‘must win’ the title or Arteta is sacked? They aren’t the only club spending money to improve
The idea that Mikel Arteta must either win the Premier League title this season or be sacked by Arsenal next summer is flawed for a number of reasons.
Arsenal tipped for fourth thanks to ‘cheat’ Arteta as Gunners defended over Thomas Partey
Mikel Arteta’s ‘cheating’ is tipped to push Arsenal down to fourth as the Gunners are defended over Thomas Partey and Liverpool fears are allayed.
Liverpool in ‘do or die season’ with ‘unproven’ duo as ‘it’s curtains’ for Arsenal if there’s another ‘failure’
Liverpool and Arsenal are in ‘do or die’ seasons for very different reasons as Mikel Arteta faces becoming ‘the new Brendan Rodgers’…
Liverpool ‘must replace’ the ‘new Van Dijk’ instead of repeating ‘huge mistake’ Klopp made
Liverpool are in danger of making the same ‘huge mistake’ which ‘derailed’ Jurgen Klopp; the champions cannot continue to trust one liability in particular.
Liverpool defence is ‘actually worrying’ amid £150m Isak chase
Liverpool are spending a whole lot of money but they do need centre-halves if they are to defend their title.
Is Man Utd in the Big Six a ‘three-card trick’ or a Harlem Globetrotters circus?
Is the Big Six a figment of our admiration or a group protected by the petrified Premier League by PSR? It’s a heavy one…
Arsenal at ‘low point in toxicity-optimism cycle’ despite transfer success
Arsenal fans are not happy with the behaviour and views of some of their brethren, while the Club World Cup debate continues apace.
Football365 ‘bigoted’ and ‘obnoxious’ in coverage of Club World Cup
We get a kicking for being sniffy about the Club World Cup, with Chelsea making history and all that.
Chelsea have won asterisked title as ‘Himmler presents Grandstand’
Chelsea are not getting an awful lot of credit for winning the Club World Cup, though is that about us all being Little Englanders?
Madueke to Arsenal reaction proves who has worst and most ‘entitled’ fanbase in the world
The reaction to Arsenal wanting to sign Noni Madueke has been embarrassing and proved yet again who has ‘the most whiny, nagging fan base in the world’.
Prime Messi and Ronaldo would ‘turn poo’ at joke club Man Utd
Man Utd and their ‘p*ss funny’ squad get a kicking for the ages, while there are also views on Arsenal, Liverpool and more.
Man Utd transfers held up by ‘clusterf***’ of the past
Manchester United are really paying for previous mistakes which has left them unable to copper up for Bryan Mbeumo.
Arsenal and Mikel Arteta ‘look like prize w*nkers’ for playing Partey
Arsenal’s decision to keep playing Thomas Partey and even offer him a new contract comes under extensive criticism.
Spare Ruben Amorim the excuses before he ‘sh*ts the bed’
Why are giving Manchester United boss Ruben Amorim excuses to be terrible? Plus, more on Spurs, Arsenal and Diogo Jota.
Man Utd fans ‘nearing panic stations’ as Arsenal in ‘darkest days’
Manchester United fans are starting to seriously worry, but there are graver concerns at Arsenal after their decisions.
Mikel Arteta sack mooted for ‘hilarious’ pursuit of Chelsea ‘dross’
Arsenal and Mikel Arteta get an absolute kicking as Liverpool are praised and there are Man City punishments mooted.
Jota tragedy ‘doesn’t put football into perspective’; ‘nothing’ else ‘brings people together as much’
The tributes to Diogo Jota keep pouring in, while the Mailbox also includes a far less important take on Rodrygo not being an upgrade on Gabriel Martinelli.