Arsenal are not bottlers; they are just exhausted
Arsenal’s win over Sporting prompted nothing but silence; it was another tired performance but they got over the line.
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Arteta sack? OK, *now* Arsenal are ‘bottling it’ as rivals rejoice in sensational schadenfreude
It’s clear that the Mailbox is largely blaming Mikel Arteta as Arsenal put their place at the top of the Premier League at risk.
Liverpool can save their season – but only if they sack Slot now
Liverpool are urged to act now to save their wretched season while a rallying call is issued ahead of one of those Anfield nights…
Liverpool flop ‘worse than Andy Carroll multiplied by Cody Gakpo’
Liverpool fans are embarrassed after that humbling by PSG with Arne Slot, Hugo Ekitike and Alexis Mac Allister taking the brunt.
‘Unwatchable’ Arsenal have made neutrals support Man City
Neutrals might have wanted Arsenal to win the title, but have some switched to Man City in recent months?
‘Pathetic’ Arsenal are handing domestic Treble to Manchester City
You could have got 18/1 on Arsenal winning nothing this season and that’s starting to sound like a good investment. Plus, more on Liverpool and West Ham.
Arsenal ‘bottlemageddon’ continues as Liverpool should give Slot a statue… then sack him
Liverpool are told to give Arne Slot a statue before sacking him, with two of their fallen greats looking like ‘punch-drunk boxers’.
‘Wet wipe’ Steven Gerrard and his ‘neck’ are destroyed
Steven Gerrard putting the boot into Arne Slot has amused many fans while we also have some strong views on the toxic World Cup.
Newcastle United should give Eddie Howe a statue. Then sack him…
Newcastle United have outgrown Eddie Howe and will never be more than ‘good’ under their current manager. Also: Liverpool and the early kick-offs conspiracy…
England must ‘protect our large tongued saviour at all costs’
Dust off that cotton wool filled crate and get Harry Kane in there because there’s nobody else up to the job.
Tottenham’s new leadership and ‘Arsenal double-agent’ has Spurs fans longing for Levy
The mismanagement of Tottenham ought to be studied for years to come, regardless of whether they escape relegation under an overpromoted new manager…
Why is the Ole era at Man Utd deemed a failure? Solskjaer was a success…
The Ole Gunnar Solskjaer era ought to encourage Manchester United to hire Michael Carrick, not make them wary of appointing another ex-player…
Man Utd ‘in purgatory’ under Carrick as Klopp ‘logic’ dispels top replacement doubts
Man Utd fans are split over Michael Carrick, who is not the answer merely because he’s not been a disaster, but what’s the harm in a one-year deal?
Carrick in or out? Man Utd would be stupid to rush manager decision
Why is anyone urging Manchester United to rush their manager decision? It’s hardly as though Michael Carrick would consider other options…
Rashford, Foden, Gordon to Liverpool proposed as Salah debate rages on
Marcus Rashford or Phil Foden replacing Mo Salah at Liverpool makes sense if we ignore that neither will happen. But Anthony Gordon might…
Mo Salah is no Luis Suarez; the Liverpool fan verdict is in
The reaction to Mo Salah’s exit goes on and now Liverpool fans are saying that he is not in the same class as Luis Suarez.
Has Mo Salah usurped Stevie G as the best Liverpool fans have ever seen?
The news about Mo Salah’s impending exit has got many Liverpool fans sobbing and declaring him the best they have ever seen.
Trent ‘utterly wasted’ by England like Man Utd legend
Trent Alexander-Arnold might be this generation’s Paul Scholes as we venture lightly into England territory.
Arsenal starboy looks ‘physically gone’; put him in ‘finishers’ category now
Bukayo Saka looks like he needs a month on the beach; could this be the start of a big old Arsenal collapse?
Newcastle should give Eddie Howe a statue…then sack him
Newcastle United and Tottenham get a right kicking in the Mailbox with Eddie Howe set for a statue and the sack.
Mikel Arteta punished for ‘narrow, limited, eye bleed take on football’
Let’s all laugh at Arsenal. Could they be the new Bayer Neverkusen? Is it all down to Mikel Arteta?
Liverpool need to sack ‘bald fraud’ Slot after European ‘spa day’; Gakpo selection is inexcusable
The Mailbox asks how much longer it will be until Liverpool sack Arne Slot after he started Cody Gakpo in their defeat to Brighton.
Man Utd ‘robbed’ by VAR vs Bournemouth as Liverpool ‘liability’ has ‘forgotten even the basics’
Manchester United were ‘robbed’ of all three points against AFC Bournemouth as VAR ‘bottled it’ in a ‘disgraceful showing’.
Wenger nailed Abramovich with accusation as asterisk mooted for eight Chelsea trophies
Chelsea should have some of their Abramovich era trophies asterisked, while there are also thoughts on Liverpool, Mo Salah and Spurs.
Liverpool fans split after Mo Salah ‘curled in a dead seagull’ v Galatasaray
Liverpool fans are happy to see a performance worthy of champions at last but they are split on Mo Salah getting flowers.
Chelsea squad is ‘expensively assembled mishmash of children and sh*t’
Is Chelsea’s biggest problem that they have a squad full of children? Or are they all knackered from the Premier League?
Liam Rosenior ‘looked like a tea girl’ as Chelsea join Man City in collapse
After Chelsea were slapped on the wrist by the Premier League, Liam Rosenior was embarrassed by PSG while Man City fared little better.
Liverpool ‘one-trick pony’ among five condemned but buck stops with Slot
Liverpool fans are wondering how they have a team of tippy-tappy merchants so soon after winning the Premier League.
Liverpool icon ‘shrinking before our eyes’ as culture shift demanded
The Liverpool inquest continues and the pointy thing lands on Virgil van Dijk as well as Arne Slot.
Arne Slot hits ‘fraud’ status as Liverpool ‘dismal, laughable slog’ continues
Liverpool fans now seem united in wanting Arne Slot out of the club after that absolute nonsense performance against rotten Spurs.
Arsenal ‘handed’ Premier League title by Everton ‘fraud’ after Gunners avoid VAR ‘travesty’
The Mailbox reckons the Premier League title ‘race is over’ after an Everton ‘fraud’ gifted the crown to Arsenal on Saturday evening.
Why Leeds will go down over Tottenham, Kinsky case study, and f*** the celebrity circus in the EFL
The Mailbox reckons Leeds United are the most likely club to take 18th place in the Premier League as Tottenham will ‘wake up soon’.
Arsenal should stop ‘cryw*nking’ – even if they are to blame for ‘boring’ Premier League ‘garbage’
Arsenal fans bite back over the blame they are receiving for the levels of Premier League ‘garbage’ which have been ‘exposed’ this week.