Van Dijk’s Liverpool career ‘almost over’ as Man City humbling prompts Carragher U-turn
Carragher said Van Dijk is “too good for the highest level of football” a little over a year ago but some infamous advice he gave to a Man Utd star ...
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Leeds in first FA Cup semi-final in nearly 40 years after an Easter feast of nonsense
We couldn’t eat another thing after enjoying the calorific delights served up by West Ham and Leeds in a daft FA Cup quarter-final on Easter Sunday.
Two Arsenal careers over as not even Arteta can shield some amid generational bottling
Not even Mikel Arteta will be able to shield some Arsenal players from the shame of a first pair of consecutive defeats of the season.
Palmer dashes Rosenior ‘hope’ as Chelsea talisman a bystander in Port Vale rout
Cole Palmer captained Chelsea for the first time but was a bystander as the Blues destroyed Port Vale in the FA Cup.
Guehi 5-0 Liverpool must force Slot sack after Manchester City channel Klopp blitz
Arne Slot might well be ‘sacked in the morning’ after a fifth defeat of the season to Marc Guehi on a humiliating afternoon against Man City.
Man Utd avoid Mason Greenwood wrath after pre-Tottenham De Zerbi approach
Man Utd appear to have learned from their Greenwood blunder as a De Zerbi approach before the Italian took up the reins at Tottenham has been revealed.
Guardiola might betray Manchester City promise as push for Silva-ware resumes after Arsenal digs
Bernardo Silva has helped define this era of Man City dominance – and Pep Guardiola swore the Portuguese would not leave while he was manager.
Enzo Fernandez is the Chelsea hill Rosenior is absolutely right to die on
Liam Rosenior is absolutely right to pick Enzo Fernandez – the racist, arrogant midfielder – as his hill to die on at Chelsea.
Carragher’s arrogant Liverpool bias reaches laughable new heights – ‘Every player I speak to…’
A laughable comment from Jamie Carragher on the Stick to Football podcast this week exposed his ludicrous This Means More Liverpool bias.
‘De Zerbi alla Ferguson’ – Tottenham give full rein to ‘manager’ as extraordinary sense prevails
Tottenham have made some laughable decisions this season but in giving De Zerbi the power of Sir Alex at Man Utd they’ve displayed rare sense and clarity.
Premier League’s latest move is a cause for celebration – but it doesn’t benefit fans
We are being encouraged to wallow in impossibly tempting and cosy nostalgia to avoid collective action against the broken present.
Arsenal win international break: Gyokeres, MLS, ‘absolute livewire’ and Arteta’s “injured” stars
Knackered players “injured”, Gyokeres on fire and an ‘absolute livewire’ hitting form. Arteta has played the international break perfectly.
Chelsea in crisis as players revolt amid biggest loss in Premier League history
Chelsea have recorded the biggest pre-tax loss in Premier League history as the players declare their love for Maresca and condemn Rosenior to the friend zone.
Foden or Palmer out of World Cup? Crunch time approaches for the F365 England Ladder
Thomas Tuchel picked very nearly a full Ladder’s worth of players for this latest England break but are we really any the wiser for it?
De Zerbi big winner of Spurs shambles even with relegation as Vinai, Lange make reckless cock-up
Roberto De Zerbi is a big winner of this shambolic farce of a Spurs season, with the board’s latest cock-up potentially the worst yet…
De Zerbi defence of Greenwood to stain Tottenham forever after 18-word smoking gun
De Zerbi insists Greenwood’s a “good guy” who paid a “heavy price” but his 18-word defence of the ex-Man Utd star should have been the smoking gun for Tottenham.
Ben Davies and vibes over tactics offers Spurs as much hope as De Zerbi
Are Tottenham pouring petrol on a dumpster fire by begging an hot-headed Italian to save an unmalleable team? Maybe the Spurs players do know best…
PL told to ban ten Arsenal stars under ‘new rule’ with rage-bait presented as genuine disdain
Gabby Agbonlahor has expressed his apparent disdain for Arsenal besmirching the integrity of the game, but he actually doesn’t care about that.
Tottenham move on from latest f***ing mess – so what’s the next f***ing mess?
Igor Tudor’s ill-starred Tottenham reign is over. So who comes next? And is there any option that won’t probably be another disaster?
World Cup snub for Foden sealed but Palmer could steal England starting XI spot from Arsenal star
Only two England stars fully grasped their opportunity against Uruguay, while Phil Foden’s inevitable World Cup snub is surely sealed…
England player ratings vs Uruguay: Ben White booed as Tuchel’s fringe stars fail to impress
Phil Foden struggled on a big night for Ben White as and Uruguay kicked lumps out of England in Friday’s ‘friendly’ draw at Wembley.
Of course, Alexander-Arnold’s England omission is *actually* Bellingham’s fault
Wayne Rooney insists there must be something “deeper” behind Trent Alexander-Arnold’s omission from the England squad. Probably Jude Bellingham’s fault.
Ryanair do an Arsenal funny in worst example of tiresome social media trend
We bet you didn’t know that as well as providing cheap flights to a plethora of European cities at ungodly hours, Ryanair are also a bloody good laugh.
Upton Park has been gone for 10 years – so why I do feel compelled to go back?
West Ham fan Michael Lee returned to Upton Park with knots in his stomach. His pilgrimage left him with mixed emotions.
Liverpool target Chelsea ‘untouchable’ who ‘wants to leave’; both clubs can avoid Guehi repeat
Liverpool and Chelsea should both bear Marc Guehi in mind as the Reds push to sign a Blues ‘untouchable’ who ‘wants to leave’ this summer.
Kvaratskhelia must slam shut ‘open’ door from PSG to Arsenal to avoid fun sponge Arteta
Arsenal have been given encouragement to sign Kvaratskhelia but the PSG star should avoid the Emirates at all costs while the fun sponge remains in charge.
Could polarising Xavi Simons still be a £50m Spurs bargain?
If Xavi Simons can keep Tottenham in the Premier League, he will be a £50m bargain. It’s a big old ‘if’, though.
Marry Gordon, shag Bruno, avoid Tonali? Newcastle must seize control of Howe’s make-or-break summer
Newcastle are expecting a major overhaul even before Anthony Gordon, Sandro Tonali and Bruno Guimaraes have made their wishes clear. The Toon must take control…
Nigel Farage sparks avoidable Ipswich Town PR disaster but sickening post not as damning as it seems
Nigel Farage has given Ipswich Town a PR disaster, but the reported backstory to his social media post is not too damning on the club.
Is Ben White’s England recall the ultimate kick in the teeth for Trent Alexander-Arnold?
Ben White is back in the England fold for the first time since the last World Cup. Is this it for Trent Alexander-Arnold’s international career?
Eddie Howe is the perfect Newcastle manager – but no longer anywhere close to the best coach for them
Eddie Howe remains the best manager for Newcastle as he defends his players to the hilt, but no longer is he anything close to the best coach for them.
16 Conclusions on Manchester City beating bottling Arsenal in the Carabao Cup final
Arsenal were shown up by Manchester City in the Carabao Cup final at Wembley as the Kepa curse continued and Mikel Arteta’s players ‘shrunk’.
Arsenal waste historic opportunity as Man City comfortably win the Nico O’Reilly final
Arsenal wasted a huge chance in the Carabao Cup final and we now wonder how much impact this will have on the title race with Man City.