
Man City ‘put a dog turd in the cauliflower cheese’ of football; we celebrate their failure
The FA Cup was a victory for the forces of good and all that is wholesome against the sulphurous, murderous shroud that smothers the game we love.
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The FA Cup was a victory for the forces of good and all that is wholesome against the sulphurous, murderous shroud that smothers the game we love.
Even though the window is not yet officially open, we know which transfers have been officially confirmed and which players will be returning from loan.
Declan Rice has become the only Arsenal player in the Premier League XI of the season after a key strike v Newcastle.
It’s probably Matz Sels on the eye test, but the stats say that Ederson has been tested more than Alisson and come out well on top.
It has been revealed by a professional lip-reader what Pep Guardiola shouted to Dean Henderson after Man City lost to Crystal Palace in the FA Cup final.
It’s conspiracy theory time as one fan insists Man City lost the FA Cup final to Crystal Palace on purpose. Plus, Pep Guardiola, Ruben Amorim and lots more.
From Glasner to Arteta and the zen monks to the ticking time bombs, here’s every current Premier League manager ranked by how much they moan.
Oliver Glasner got into the mind of Pep Guardiola to end the major trophy drought of Crystal Palace and make a fair few people look foolish in the process.
Oliver Glasner says he “learned” from Crystal Palace’s 5-2 league defeat to Man City to help inspire their FA Cup final victory over Pep Guardiola’s side.
Crystal Palace made history at Wembley, winning their first major trophy with a 1-0 win over Man City in the FA Cup final, sealed by an Ebere Eze goal.
Wayne Rooney has called for English football to “get rid of VAR” after Dean Henderson escaped what he insisted was a “100% red card”.
Crystal Palace’s on-field serenity exists in spite of off-field chaos and really could deliver the best ‘overdue silverware’ narrative of this curious season.
Missed FA Cup final penalties, missing sponsors, minging suits and musical misdeeds are among the topics tested in this week’s Famous F365 Friday Quiz…
The FA Cup final has Saturday all to itself, with Sunday all about Arsenal and Forest in the Champions League scramble and saying goodbye to Goodison Park.
There have been 25 FA Cup final winners this century, but what about the teams who finished as runners-up? You’ve got 365 seconds to name them all…
The transfer window brings the depressing certainty of PSR-enforced ‘pure profit’ sales. We’ve ranked clubs by how much cash they could reasonably make.
Everything you need to know ahead of Saturday’s FA Cup final between Crystal Palace and Man City, including preview, stats and free betting tips.
Manchester United have reportedly been given a top-six target for next season; what should ever other Premier League club be aiming for?
Arsenal and Andrea Berta are already on top of the most tempting release clauses in world football, with Liverpool eyeing up one with perhaps the best value.
Most Premier League clubs should back Manchester United in the Europa banter final, while the FA Cup is split and almost everyone wants a Chelsea implosion.
Forget the league table, it’s all about the Premier League net spend table. And Chelsea, Man Utd, Arsenal and Tottenham are ahead of the other 16.
Chelsea manager Enzo Maresca returned from a touchline ban to get booked again during the damaging defeat to Newcastle at St James’ Park.
Chelsea not winning the Conference, Palace winning the FA Cup, Alexander Isak claiming the Golden Boot. Bring it on.
Ruben Amorim and Ange Postecoglou cannot complain that their preparations for a ludicrously important game have been shocking. Newcastle are flying.
This week’s Famous F365 Friday Quiz tests your knowledge of players who appeared on matchday one of the Premier League but have since moved elsewhere.
Manchester United or Spurs will create history by qualifying for the Champions League despite being historically abysmal in the Premier League.
Including four Manchester United players, transfer expert David Ornstein has named 22 players ‘available’ in the summer transfer window.
Arne Slot is the Premier League manager of the season bar none, but where do the other 29 managers rank? Mikel Arteta is mid-table.
Manchester City are reportedly preparing to part with £120million in order to sign a star duo from the same club as replacements for two of their biggest names.
It is time to manifest a feasible set of results which culminate in Arsenal failing to qualify for the Champions League while watching rivals win trophies.