Will Mathieu Debuchy be the most expensive right-back in the history of Arsenal forever? Let's hope so.
Man United are going to make an offer that ''is certain to be rejected' for Aaron Wan-Bissaka. Why?
Here are five players who are good enough to play in the top six. But their clubs want over £350m for the lot...
United are getting in quick to beat, er, nobody to Sean Longstaff, while David de Gea has heard enough...
Aaron Ramsey's gone. Vincent Kompany's gone. Antonio Valencia's gone. Mark Noble is still bloody there.
Arsenal seemingly value Calum Chambers, Carl Jenkinson or Reiss Nelson at around £40m.
Crystal Palace, Southampton and RB Leipzig all want Ademola Lookman. But what about Oumar Niasse?
What part of a club wanting to keep a brilliant 21-year-old with three years left on his contract is 'remarkable'?
Crystal Palace winger Wilfried Zaha would be open to a return to Manchester United, according to reports.
Might Man Utd solve their centre-back problem from within? Will the mini-Messi get a chance at Spurs?
That does say Van Aanholt. Man Utd like his 'energy and attacking instincts'. So sign a bloody winger?
Man Utd have only ever spent about half of that in any summer ever, but hey, they can dream.
You can keep your Player, Manager and Goal of the Season awards. This is the real main event.
Liverpool were expected to challenge, though not quite as relentlessly. As for Man Utd...
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