After two goals in the FA Cup Final is the perfect time to kick Aubameyang.
The last we heard, United were still trying to agree an initial Sancho fee. Akpom has made a breakthrough.
Liverpool are champions. And "the winners of the Premier League" will play in the Community Shield final. But...
Paul Merson is obsessed with burgers, 'biting mockery' of Man United leads to optimism and...
Manchester United have finished third. Which is officially 'back on the glory trail'.
Jamie Redknapp has accidentally called himself 'deluded' while the Big Four returns. Except...
It's actually uncanny how much Ole is like Sir Alex. He has 'timed his run perfectly', apparently.
The reaction to a forgivable mistake was utterly bizarre. Paul Pogba was only 'practicing his hoops'.
Arteta is WORSE than Emery. Ceballos took some corners. And Liverpool have a 'reported' transfer target.
After getting it wrong with Sheffield United, you might think Stan Collymore would learn about Leeds.
David De Gea is trending so crowbar him in everywhere with Liverpool and Jose Mourinho...
Or should that be 'How Liverpool must sign a new left-back and centre-half'? Don't worry; all will become clear.
We feel we need to remind you that Manchester United are still fifth.
Spurs and Newcastle (and Leicester and Burnley) are part of a 'protectionist cartel' and 'terrified' of themselves.
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