Weird, that. Pochettino has given Man United 'an impossible decision to make'. Thought he was rubbish?
The 'irresistible', 'obvious' choice now has 'a long way to go'. Poor Ole Gunnar Solskjaer. Poor Man United.
We wade through the Ole Gunnar Solskjaer sycophancy to bring you the best and worst of the football media...
It's a super-computer! Meanwhile, Watford playing The Eagles could lead to death. Or something,
Elsewhere, could man who said racist things be 'part of the solution'? Probably not, no.
Jurgen Klopp and Liverpool dropped an even 'bigger clanger' than loaning Nathaniel Clyne out in January. Erm...
'The biggest mistake Klopp has made at Liverpool' is apparently not loaning Steven Caulker to play him up front.
Silly, silly us - we thought that Pep Guardiola had done a pretty good job at Man City. Stan knows otherwise...
There's some nonsense being written and said about Spurs. By some swearing.
Paul Ince once signed Vince Grella for £4m and called Pogba "a nightmare". He could've lifted Man United!
From a 'masterstroke' in September to a disaster in February. Plus, Gary Cahill makes you laugh.
Transfer Deadline Day. Which means some warm nonsense for Mediawatch to deal with.
Also, from potential Invincibles in December to a title defence left 'in tatters' by January. Top work.
Eight games, guys. Eight games. And you are ready to anoint him for just saying he would like to win trophies.
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