
Jack Grealish to Liverpool as ‘somewhat unholy union’ is teased
Is Jack Grealish joining Liverpool? Is he balls. Does everybody want you to think Jack Grealish is joining Liverpool? Oh yes.
Is Jack Grealish joining Liverpool? Is he balls. Does everybody want you to think Jack Grealish is joining Liverpool? Oh yes.
England stumbled to a 1-0 win over Andorra so of course they need Jack Grealish and his ‘personality’.
Luis Diaz has dropped a ‘bombshell’ which is ‘bound to infuriate’ manager Arne Slot: he is talking with other clubs, but also very specifically Liverpool.
Florian Wirtz was tackled by Bruno Fernandes and accidentally stood on his foot. And from that comes some absolute nonsense.
In which the Mirror do weird things with Bruno Fernandes quotes both ancient and modern, Florian Wirtz is absolutely furious and Mary Earps should be more like Joe Root.
The Chief Football Correspondent of the Daily Telegraph found the words ‘well’, ‘well’ and ‘well’ to be so triggering that he wants a word…
Bruno Fernandes may leave Manchester United but it will not be because he attended a birthday dinner with his friend…
We are firmly in transfer hell so that can only mean one thing: FIRE SALE. Manchester United oblige as Liverpool look to make trillions.
Manchester United are in a mess but somebody would like you to believe that they are about to sign Liam Delap and/or Viktor Gyokeres.
Florian Wirtz was going to get the ‘perfect gift’ of an ‘iconic’ Liverpool shirt and then his ‘dream’ was ‘blocked’. It’s a journey.
Release clauses activated, transfer boosts received, true colours shown and volumes spoken: the football season is dead, long live the transfer season.
Sir Jim Ratcliffe’s ‘hell of a brains trust’ at Manchester United from October has been demoted to a mere hopeless ‘crew’, with Trent Alexander-Arnold in the firing line.
Man Utd lost to Spurs and you might have thought that was interesting enough without inventing BRUTAL digs and ‘sack decisions’.
There’s a 50.3 per cent chance Spurs win the Europa League final. Or a 50.7 per cent chance Man United win it. Not even supercomputers can cope with these two.
Trent didn’t play. He didn’t speak. He had a neutral expression. And yet his non-actions ‘said it all’. It says something, alright, but it’s not about Trent.
Absolutely not but we all get to put Liverpool and Man Utd in the same headline so whoop-de-doo.
There has been a ‘huge twist’ in the future of Marcus Rashford, with Manchester United facing a ‘£60m loss’ after another ‘staggering blow’ financially.
Is the Man Utd axe ‘looming’ for Ruben Amorim? No, but many want you to think that. Meanwhile, Gary Neville is the king of hyperbole.
Liam Delap would rather join Man United than Chelsea, or he would rather join Chelsea than Man United. It all depends whether you believe The Sun or… The Sun.
Arsenal are seemingly ‘lucky’ that they play in the Premier League and not in Portugal while Sir Jim Ratcliffe is a victim of Man Utd.
We wonder if The Athletic’s Manchester United man realised that he was revealed their Ruben Amorim ‘sack plan’ in early April?
Manchester United should be celebrating reaching a Europa League final, but Ruben Amorim was ‘forced’ to wear a plaster ‘just months’ after getting angry.
Did Arsenal make a ‘sack decision’ on Mikel Arteta within an hour of the final whistle in Paris? It seems unlikely.
Arsene Wenger is back on his unhinged hobby horse and that’s not the only bad news for Arsenal with revenge missions and William Saliba’s future up in the air.
The Daily Mail can exclusively reveal that Arsenal will probably do that thing that everybody does, while Trent is on his way back to Liverpool. Ish.
Arsenal are ‘sweating’ on Champions League qualification and could face the ‘nightmare’ prospect of needing to beat Southampton to confirm their place.
Ruben Amorim was asked a question which he answered while Liverpool are also pulled into the narrative as Federico Chiesa involved…
It turns out that a brilliant left-winger who makes very good right-backs look like fools is an entirely unique and novel concept.
Arsenal v PSG should be sexy enough without claiming the Gunners have identified a ‘weakness’ or that Luis Enrique has had a ‘dig’ at Liverpool.
There’s an awful lot of nonsense after Liverpool won the title about guards of honour and medals, and also how Arsenal could usurp them…