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MediawatchAntony at Manchester United: A ‘definite arrival’ becomes a ‘SHOCK’ in a week
The problem with the internet is that nothing (not even a move for Antony) is a SHOCK anymore...unless you work for a tabloid newspaper and it's 1996.
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Have Manchester United smashed it with two ‘perfect’ players or been struck a double blow?
How things are going for Manchester United depends on whether you are selling papers in Liverpool or trying to get clicks from United fans.
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Manchester United set for a bottom-half finish! Or maybe fifth! It’s SuperCustis v Supercomputer
Manchester United are heading for the bottom half while the Daily Star's investigative journalists take to Fabio Vieira's Instagram...
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Klopp has NIGHTMARE, Ten Hag has dream, England need ‘complete revolution’
The Premier League fixtures are out and Erik Ten Hag can thank the Premier League gods, apparently. While England are at crisis point. Obviously.
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England have been taken to a European final by a ‘second-tier manager’, apparently
Gareth Southgate has got an absolute shooing in the press after the booing of fans in Wolverhampton destroys six years of work with England.
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It turns out it was Darwin Nunez who was rebuffed by sixth-placed Manchester United!
Nine hours after writing that Manchester United were 'rebuffed' by Darwin Nunez, the same journalist was back with a different tale.
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Liverpool net spend higher than Man City since 2020 but let’s pretend they invented selling
Liverpool invented selling players to buy more players...even though Manchester City have recently done it just as well.
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How Liverpool somehow plan to sign £85m Nunez and sell £42m Mane for ‘very little money, net’
Some might consider £85m and £42m to be considerably different transfer fees, but through a Liverpool prism that is 'very little money, net'.
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Why are the media pretending Manchester United can challenge Liverpool for Nunez?
For sales and clicks obviously, but we are talking about a 34-point gap between two teams in different stratospheres and Darwin Nunez has a choice...
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Darwin Nunez is either ‘simply too expensive’ for Liverpool to pursue or they will SMASH record
Liverpool do not seem daunted by the prospect of spending loads on Darwin Nunez. Unless you need to paint them as a paragon of transfer virtue.
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How James Milner proves Liverpool are ‘dream destination’ despite ‘staggering’ Salah snub
And if you think that headline makes no sense then that's because it doesn't but Liverpool is in there, right?
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Could you grab your dream Manchester United shirt number amid Manchester United interest?
It seems like everybody Manchester United targets can have their dream shirt number except possibly Mason Mount...
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How will Manchester United play Lewandowski, Mount, De Jong and Nkunku?
The media is in full 'let's pretend Manchester United are going to buy a load of players' territory - even though it is bollocks.
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Following Manchester United is clear Liverpool route back into the top seeding pot
UEFA have diddled Liverpool by putting them in the second Champions League pot, it seems. What they need to do now is sign a certain type of player...
