Jadon Sancho, Manchester United and a press contorting themselves to make it happen...
The Blues have already strengthened their side with the additions of Hakim Ziyech and Timo Werner.
We have all the completed transfers involving Premier League clubs right here.
This should be the first week of the new season. But football is only adding to the sense of ridiculousness.
The Bundesliga outfit want £108m for Sancho, but the two clubs have not been able to reach an agreement.
An assist and a pre-assist - Bellingham's decision to join Dortmund already looks like wise.
Rio Ferdinand thinks Chelsea were "crazy" to allow one player to leave the club below his true market value.
"What’s Neymar done now, Schmeichel?! Only set the two of them up!"
"I’d probably have Salah over Neymar. I honestly don’t think he’d get in Manchester United’s front-three either."
As well as being a brilliant goalscorer, Alan Shearer was also a bit of a shithouse. Which was good.
The Portugal international only signed for Juventus in July 2018 in a deal worth €117m from Real Madrid.
Andrea Pirlo's Panenkas and raking diagonals will soon be forgotten if he is no good as a manager.
After missing the deadline to sign 'gold-plated' Sancho, Man Utd could now be forced to pay more.
Nani did appear to wrestle with his conscience about whether he should do this. He ignored it.
"My daughter was born while we were off so maybe I was not always sleeping perfectly, but this is normal."
The Old Trafford giants are looking to make the 20-year-old their marquee signing this summer...
Social media giant Twitter has apologised to Man Utd defender Phil Jones for mocking him on its official UK account.
“In recent months he has changed in the team. They're both going to stay, they're never going to leave!"
People often call right-back a 'weak link' in the Manchester United attack. Wan-Bissaka has done well.
Chelsea will be sad to learn of Liverpool and United's 'shock' deals. Until they realise where they've come from...
The striker came off the bench to score a 93rd minute winner as PSG moved into the Champions League semi-finals
Man Utd are in 'informal talks' over Ousmane Dembele. Arsenal want Promes and may sell Chambers.
Southampton have completed the £10.9million signing of Mohammed Salisu from Real Valladolid.
Lampard was supposed to be given more leeway. Why the animosity?
A Champions-League qualified Wolves would have been a Sevilla headache for the Premier League elite.
Man Utd are exploring every avenue for Jadon Sancho alternatives after being knocked back.
Arsenal could be without two players who started the FA Cup final triumph in the Premier League next term.
Watford 'will demand a fee in excess of the record £40m Everton paid for Richarlison in 2018'...
13 Englishmen make our young players of the season list. The future is bright.
A week after reaching 'a breakthrough in negotiations' to sign Sancho for £70m, it has gone to pot.
It's easy to view Neymar as an automatic villain, but against Atalanta he was a hero in his own unique way.
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