It's certainly one of the least accurate. It's absolutely mental stuff from the man who has the 'inside track'.
AC Milan's hopes of signing Fabinho appear to be waning, but Man Utd haven't given up on Diego Godin...
Man United considering £30m Everton bid?! With Man City involved too?! Utter madness.
...but F365 are going to give it a ruddy good go. Our Johnny Nic is also up for an FSF award. Time for a favour...
Van Dijk admits that "mentally, something changed for Real Madrid" in the Champions League final.
Jose Mourinho insists Antonio Valencia is injured. Antonio Valencia believes it is "more of a tactical decision".
How are the nine Manchester United players out on loan faring at their respective temporary homes?
Imagine receiving a "wee dance emoji" and a text message entirely in capital letters from Jurgen Klopp.
"It was getting to a point where I was embarrassed," Rooney tells Neville of his Man United career.
Jose Mourinho was asked why he was in Belgium on Thursday. He offered two words and a chuckle.
Thursday was good. Premier League clubs agreed to give Scudamore £5m. Roma donated £133,000 to a Liverpool fan.
Nine Premier League clubs wanted to move the Premier League transfer deadline back again. Man Utd were one...
Joaquin is still going at Betis. Few players have ever looked like they’re enjoying themselves so much.
Dejan Lovren is humble in victory. Except for when that victory comes against Sergio Ramos and those Spain "pu**ies".
Plus, Mourinho vs Guardiola, the England match, FFP and switching allegiances...
Is Paulo Dybala off to Man United in January? Not according to Paulo Dybala. And he seems reliable.
Neymar reckons Arsenal are "playing really great football". And it's all down to "really great" Emery.
Slavisa Jokanovic appears to have actually taken his sacking at Fulham quite well. Good on him.
Football needs villains, but that doesn’t mean can't spend time dreaming about punching them.
The Nations League is hotting up. Which is more than can be said for Spain, who appear to be bad.
Neymar wants to "help" Richarlison on and off the pitch. Move from PSG to Everton confirmed.
There are three English players in this list - but only one plays in England. And the PL's most productive young player is...
Don't worry, Chelsea fans: Tiemoue Bakayoko is not coming home early. Neither is Batshuayi, mind.
Gareth Southgate couldn't quite finish his Englan debrief; Wayne Rooney was too busy saying goodbye.
Neither Luis Enrique nor Sergio Busquets felt Spain deserved to lose late to Croatia. Ah well...
The final Premier League table has been REVEALED, so we might as well just pack it in now.
Martin O'Neill is not having the best time of it as Republic of Ireland manager. But he remains calm.
Strikers are thin on the ground but Rob Holding is one of many centre-halves waiting in the wings...
That was nice, wasn't it? Wayne Rooney certainly thought so. And he reckons the future is in good hands...
Dominic Solanke has more goals for England U21s (3) than he has minutes for Liverpool this season (0).
PSG have become so used to walks in the Parc that they are faltering in Europe. Daniel Storey bemoans the limbo...
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