Arsenal and Man City fans are amused; Man United fans not so much. Plus, Chelsea issues.
Alexandre Lacazette was about to be hauled off. Then he opened the scoring for Arsenal...
Maurizio Sarri has revealed when Chelsea "will be at the same level as Liverpool." Kind of him.
Liverpool fans are excited. Very excited. And is Alexis Sanchez actually Fernando Torres?
Scoring this goal required some pace from the 31-year-old. Great run, even better finish.
"When we are at home we should attack, attack, attack. That's Old Trafford," says Paul Pogba. So yeah.
Messi, Higuain and Neymar both feature in our best picks of this weekend's action.
"I don't see it personally but I think a lot of fans do," says Liverpool's new 'Scouse Torres'.
Liverpool have spent a sh*tload, but they're already seeing a return in their squad depth.
Man United and Arsenal want the 'new Toni Kroos'. Tottenham have some not so good news.
Jose Mourinho says Manchester United could exercise their option to re-sign Memphis Depay...
Arsenal made it four Premier League wins on the bounce with a comfortable 2-0 win over Everton.
Twenty-six years ago today, David Beckham made his debut for Manchester United. He did OK.
After losing the opening two games of his reign, Emery has been unbeaten since, but he's not 100% happy yet.
Chelsea's perfect start to the Premier League season was ended as they were held to a 0-0 draw away at West Ham.
Virgil van Dijk was "too nonchalant" for Arsenal's liking. For *Arsenal's* liking!
Marco Silva has alienated himself from some Everton players in record quick time.
The France boss also leapt to the defence of Olivier Giroud, and heaped praise upon N'Golo Kante
With his defence more settled, Mourinho can look at his uninspiring attack. Sanchez's position must be under greatest threat...
Not a performance to entirely restore their dignity as Spurs beat Brighton 2-1, but it's a start...
Was Gareth Southgate a little too rash in writing off Troy Deeney?
Florentino Perez has left the door open for the potential return of Cristiano Ronaldo and Zinedine Zidane.
Featuring an Illuminati conspiracy theorist and a man dubbed “one of the greatest in the world”.
So what if Paulo Gazzaniga didn't keep a clean sheet, or "make an unbelievable save"?
"We have to move the ball quicker, when we create the chances we have to score."
"I think we have played well in the second half, but it's impossible to win every match."
Jose Mourinho "can't explain difference of attitude" at Manchester United. But why?
Cesar Azpilicueta believes that teammate Eden Hazard can become the best player in the world...
So that's why Pogba turned it on this week... but he's not the only United midfielder Barca are watching.
Unai Emery wants to win the Europa League over finishing in the top four. Good lad.
Jurgen Klopp thinks Liverpool's performance in their 3-0 win over Southampton "could have been better".
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