Leeds would be entirely f**ked without their most improved player and there are no prizes for guessing Manchester United's.
The current 20 Premier League clubs have made 258 £20m-plus signings. Two clubs are responsible for 81 of them, while Everton have made more than you think...
Spurs and Manchester United each have five players with 2000 minutes of club football this season. The rest of the Premier League have 20 between them.
West Ham manager David Moyes insists there is no chance of Michail Antonio leaving the London Stadium this month despite a recent interview.
Arsenal are likely to be "active" in their pursuit of West Ham midfielder Declan Rice with a view to signing him in the summer, according to one journalist.
There are a few to choose from at Man City but the post-World Cup regression has been clear from previously sparkling forwards at Arsenal and Liverpool.
Even we're not irritating enough to find a try-hard answer for top spot in these rankings. We've put all that energy into the other 27 instead.
Midfielders and right-backs are set to be in high demand as next week's deadline creeps closer. Some of the big boys might hold fire until the summer; some of the strugglers simply can't wait...
Arsenal are still young and now very good. Liverpool are getting older and it is starting to show while Man Utd might have the balance right.
Oleksandr Zinchenko and Gabriel Jesus were plucked from the unlimited pockets of Man City but Arsenal know champions tend to keep their best and brightest.
David Moyes now holds top spot after seeing off Frank Lampard in El Sackico. Jesse Marsch is hot on his heels as Leeds grow impatient.
Forget the league table, it's all about the Premier League net spend table. Man Utd are being hauled in by Chelsea.
West Ham midfielder Declan Rice has promised Arsenal that he is committed to joining them in the summer transfer window, according to reports.
Chelsea have made six of the biggest signings of the January transfer window and take top spot from Liverpool with their Mykhaylo Mudryk move.