...and handed it to 17-year-old Troy Parrott instead. So, so humble.
"Finally the boys get a day off tomorrow that I've not been able to give them yet."
Jose Mourinho says Tottenham have to be "raging, angry" after a defeat. "You cannot be sad."
Manchester City will play right into United's hands, while it's time we now saw a Jose Mourinho performance...
Jose Mourinho explains why he's unconcerned by Chelsea's transfer ban being lifted...
You might think that Jose Mourinho was quite measured in defeat. You are wrong...
Mourinho: "I told them about Old Trafford, I told them about some of their players."
Man United fully deserved their victory. Tottenham were as bad as they ever have been. Oh, Jose.
He was left frustrated after Marcus Rashford's two goals gave Manchester United a 2-1 win.
"I have to cook, I would cook fried eggs and sausages - that's the only thing I can do."
Three months could have turned into three years for Davide Xausa as Sir Bobby Robson's caddy at Sporting Lisbon.
Mourinho rules out a move for Bruno Fernandes who is "at a level not for us".
Mourinho's Tottenham meet United on Wednesday looking for a fourth straight win under the Portuguese.
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer also had injury updates on Scott McTominay and Nemanja Matic...
With reports Jose wants another reunion with Nemanja Matic, we look at who the Portuguese loves...
Maths is not Jose Mourinho's strong point. But he wants Tottenham to "keep close" to Chelsea for now.
Jose Mourinho was pleased with Spurs' form in front of goal, but admitted his side became tired vs Bournemouth.
Jose Mourinho responds to links with the Arsenal job - and reveals why he loves Spurs already.
"Lots of people, including myself, we tried to hide tears." But Jose is thrilled now for Max Taylor...
"There is not one single manager that is sacked that I am happy about, I always feel deja vu."
Giovani Lo Celso has failed to feature in either of Mourinho's first two matches as Spurs boss.
Bonucci has picked Tottenham as the team to avoid in the Champions League.
Mourinho reportedly failed to sign Spurs left-back Ryan Sessegnon on three occasions.
Tottenham ball boy Callum Hynes felt he was just "doing his job".
The Jose Mourinho debate rages on. There are also finally a few thoughts from Liverpool.
We also have Chelsea fans enjoying the schoolboy ride and very, very little on poor Liverpool...
Did Jose Mourinho unleash a half-time "hairdryer" on his Tottenham players. Nope. Completely "calm". Boring.
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"Step-by-step we put his philosophy, his way to play and I think he has a lot of things to bring to our team."
As well as speculation about Arsenal would look under Nuno Santo. It's your Mediawatch...
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