Spurs and Manchester United each have five players with 2000 minutes of club football this season. The rest of the Premier League have 20 between them.
Chelsea are looking to beat Liverpool to the summer signing of Wolves midfielder Matheus Nunes in another 'hijack' attempt, according to reports.
Even we're not irritating enough to find a try-hard answer for top spot in these rankings. We've put all that energy into the other 27 instead.
Chelsea are looking to boil p*ss on Merseyside by taking one of Everton's brightest talents now before nipping in ahead of Liverpool in the summer for one of the Reds' midfield targets...
Midfielders and right-backs are set to be in high demand as next week's deadline creeps closer. Some of the big boys might hold fire until the summer; some of the strugglers simply can't wait...
Arsenal are still young and now very good. Liverpool are getting older and it is starting to show while Man Utd might have the balance right.
David Moyes now holds top spot after seeing off Frank Lampard in El Sackico. Jesse Marsch is hot on his heels as Leeds grow impatient.
Forget the league table, it's all about the Premier League net spend table. Man Utd are being hauled in by Chelsea.
Chelsea have made six of the biggest signings of the January transfer window and take top spot from Liverpool with their Mykhaylo Mudryk move.
A couple of pretty major Premier League club goalscoring records are going to fall sometime in the near future thanks to Mo Salah and Harry Kane.
Can anyone beat Kevin De Bruyne to top spot? Almost certainly not. But league leaders Arsenal have two excellent young men in the top 10.
Arsenal may have enjoyed a huge victory over Man Utd but two of their players didn't cover themselves in glory. The worst XI also features a Wolves quartet and an Everton trio...
We bring you the top/bottom 10 players who are massively underperforming in front of goal this season, and two Liverpool stars are on that list.
We've used stats to rank the Prem keepers and the numbers highlight how important Alisson has been for Liverpool. It's a bad time for De Gea's standards to slip...