
Mason Mount to Man Utd the unacceptable cherry on top of Todd Boehly’s sh*t Chelsea sundae
Mason Mount is actually going to go to Manchester United and if I don’t laugh I’m going to cry. Todd Boehly is ripping the soul out of Chelsea Football Club.
Mason Mount is actually going to go to Manchester United and if I don’t laugh I’m going to cry. Todd Boehly is ripping the soul out of Chelsea Football Club.
From the faintly possible to the absolute honking bullsh*t, get in here for the ridiculous transfer rumours of the summer.
The Athletic claimed Manchester United had held ‘detailed talks’ over a move for Randal Kolo Muani, but the Frankfurt director has called bullsh*t.
£90m from Arsenal, £95m from Bayern Munich, but Man Utd will try to tempt West Ham with a couple of players in a swap deal for Declan Rice.
It might make more sense keeping the actual Cesar Azpilicueta rather than a new one, but anyway, Pochettino wants to add some experience at Chelsea.
The Athletic claimed Radrizzani had offered to use Leeds’ stadium as collateral when securing a £26million bank loan to buy Sampdoria.
The 26-year-old joins a list of cheap options, with David Raya among the trio in the £50-60m bracket for Man Utd.
Marco Asensio has snubbed Arsenal in favour of PSG but the Gunners are in the running for a Serie A striker despite ‘detailed talks’ with Man Utd.
This lot sacked by Premier League clubs in 2022/23 will be on radars in 2023/24, because scouting is tiring and it’s nice to see the same old faces.
Jorg Schmadtke’s Bundesliga raid could begin with a Gladbach midfielder, while Chelsea remain ‘keen’ on Caicedo, who could replace N’Golo Kante…
Pochettino isn’t messing around as he clears the decks at Chelsea. He’s told Joao Felix to do one and the club to take a big hit on another forward.
Shiels says he is ‘upset’ by the backlash after the Man Utd end-of-season awards and ‘would have done the same if presenting to a male player’.
We’re not sure the clubs Liverpool will try to sign players from will deem the the transfer fees “irrelevant” but the new sporting director seems to think so…
Pochettino has arrived and his first port of call at Chelsea is to get rid of a hell of a lot of deadwood. Aubameyang will be the first out, with ...
Liverpool are said to be keen on offloading the 20-year-old on loan, and have told RB Leipzig where to go after their ‘derisory’ bid.
James started just 14 Premier League games for Chelsea and he’s opened up on his sh*t moment at Stamford Bridge in a diary entry shared on social media.
Tuchel was “screaming for signings” at Chelsea but didn’t want Gabriel Jesus, as Boehly’s amortisation tactic jeapardised the club signing a ‘big target’ before his Potter regret.
Mikel Arteta is on the hunt for forwards to lighten the load on Bukayo Saka and Gabriel Martinelli, with the Madrid free agent among three summer targets.
Chelsea could make a late attempt to pinch Liverpool’s top target as Pochettino draws up a four-man midfield wishlist on top of Ugarte.
It looks like Erik ten Hag will have to go back to the drawing board as Daniel Levy has predictably told Man Utd they have no chance of landing Harry ...
Manchester United have the most players of any club in the top ten with three, but none in a top five dominated by Man City and Arsenal.
There’s a potential problem for Sir Jim Ratcliffe’s purchase of Manchester United as that Sheikh Jassim ‘feeling’ remains.
The former Tottenham coach has been out of work since leaving Paris St Germain last year and was Chelsea’s first choice from early in the search.
The 22-year-old would be Pochettino’s first signing as Chelsea boss, with the structure of the £52m deal the only thing standing in the way of his move to Stamford Bridge.
Neymar looks set to leave PSG this summer having fallen out with the fanbase, and a compatriot has urged him to join ‘legendary club’ Man Utd.
That’s No.10 for Vinicius, No.7 for Dembele, so which jerseys will Neymar and Lionel Messi wear? Only Klopp stands in the way of United’s extraordinary attacking quartet…
Undeterred by reports of Man Utd interest in Neymar being a load of sh*t, a Spanish report now claims the Brazilian will be joined by his PSG pal at Old ...
Keane couldn’t believe who Richards picked out as a key player for Chelsea under Pochettino, as Carragher named Enzo Fernandez as one of two stars with ‘pedigree’.
Manchester United won’t ‘get back to winning trophies’ unless the 32-year-old is “moved on quickly”, amid reports of a replacement the club are ‘most repeatedly interested’ in.
A ‘very good manager’ would have improved standards at Chelsea, which have become far worse under Lampard’s stewardship…