Mason Mount to Man Utd the unacceptable cherry on top of Todd Boehly’s sh*t Chelsea sundae
Mason Mount is actually going to go to Manchester United and if I don’t laugh I’m going to cry. Todd Boehly is ripping the soul out of Chelsea Football Club.
Articles By Will Ford
Vinicius Jr and Valverde to Man Utd among the most ridiculous transfer rumours of summer 2023
From the faintly possible to the absolute honking bullsh*t, get in here for the ridiculous transfer rumours of the summer.
Man Utd transfers: Bundesliga chief responds to reports of ‘detailed talks’ over £78m striker
The Athletic claimed Manchester United had held ‘detailed talks’ over a move for Randal Kolo Muani, but the Frankfurt director has called bullsh*t.
Man Utd offer duo in swap deal to beat Bayern, Arsenal to £100m punch
£90m from Arsenal, £95m from Bayern Munich, but Man Utd will try to tempt West Ham with a couple of players in a swap deal for Declan Rice.
Pochettino ‘personally calls’ out-of-contract Real Madrid star to replace Chelsea club legend
It might make more sense keeping the actual Cesar Azpilicueta rather than a new one, but anyway, Pochettino wants to add some experience at Chelsea.
Leeds owner Radrizzani slammed for ‘appalling’ offer to use Elland Road as collateral
The Athletic claimed Radrizzani had offered to use Leeds’ stadium as collateral when securing a £26million bank loan to buy Sampdoria.
€20m Serie A star added to five-man Man Utd shortlist of De Gea alternatives
The 26-year-old joins a list of cheap options, with David Raya among the trio in the £50-60m bracket for Man Utd.
Arsenal ‘touch base’ with £55m Man Utd target as PSG deal blow in bid for Marco Asensio
Marco Asensio has snubbed Arsenal in favour of PSG but the Gunners are in the running for a Serie A striker despite ‘detailed talks’ with Man Utd.
Five Premier League managers sacked in 2022/23 returning in 2023/24
This lot sacked by Premier League clubs in 2022/23 will be on radars in 2023/24, because scouting is tiring and it’s nice to see the same old faces.
Transfer gossip: Liverpool ‘intentions big’ for €45m Gladbach star; Caicedo for Kante at Chelsea
Jorg Schmadtke’s Bundesliga raid could begin with a Gladbach midfielder, while Chelsea remain ‘keen’ on Caicedo, who could replace N’Golo Kante…
Chelsea set price for Juve-linked wantaway as Pochettino makes Joao Felix decision
Pochettino isn’t messing around as he clears the decks at Chelsea. He’s told Joao Felix to do one and the club to take a big hit on another forward.
Laura Woods slams Man Utd chief for ‘really bloody awkward’ presentation of Alessia Russo award
Shiels says he is ‘upset’ by the backlash after the Man Utd end-of-season awards and ‘would have done the same if presenting to a male player’.
Liverpool director Schmadtke outlines key to summer signings as transfer fees ‘almost irrelevant’
We’re not sure the clubs Liverpool will try to sign players from will deem the the transfer fees “irrelevant” but the new sporting director seems to think so…
Havertz, Cucurella among 12 for sale at Chelsea as Pochettino ‘kickstarts squad clear out’
Pochettino has arrived and his first port of call at Chelsea is to get rid of a hell of a lot of deadwood. Aubameyang will be the first out, with ...
Liverpool dismiss ‘derisory’ Leipzig bid for young star despite ‘not the best year’ Klopp admission
Liverpool are said to be keen on offloading the 20-year-old on loan, and have told RB Leipzig where to go after their ‘derisory’ bid.
Reece James reflects on ‘sh*t times’ at Chelsea as he opens up on ‘draining’ season in diary entry
James started just 14 Premier League games for Chelsea and he’s opened up on his sh*t moment at Stamford Bridge in a diary entry shared on social media.
Tuchel ‘screaming’, Potter’s Lamborghini and Jesus ‘surprise’: How the season unravelled for Boehly and Chelsea
Tuchel was “screaming for signings” at Chelsea but didn’t want Gabriel Jesus, as Boehly’s amortisation tactic jeapardised the club signing a ‘big target’ before his Potter regret.
Arsenal in three-way battle for Madrid star as €20m Newcastle target ‘monitored in Brazil’
Mikel Arteta is on the hunt for forwards to lighten the load on Bukayo Saka and Gabriel Martinelli, with the Madrid free agent among three summer targets.
Chelsea propose Ugarte swap as £70m Liverpool target among quartet ‘on Pochettino’s wishlist’
Chelsea could make a late attempt to pinch Liverpool’s top target as Pochettino draws up a four-man midfield wishlist on top of Ugarte.
Daniel Levy will block Man Utd move for Kane as Spurs gamble £100m on ‘loyalty’ and ‘incentive’
It looks like Erik ten Hag will have to go back to the drawing board as Daniel Levy has predictably told Man Utd they have no chance of landing Harry ...
Arsenal pair pipped by Kane in the top ten Premier League players of the 2022/23 season
Manchester United have the most players of any club in the top ten with three, but none in a top five dominated by Man City and Arsenal.
Man Utd takeover: ‘Challenging issue’ for Ratcliffe emerges amid Sheikh Jassim ‘feeling’
There’s a potential problem for Sir Jim Ratcliffe’s purchase of Manchester United as that Sheikh Jassim ‘feeling’ remains.
Chelsea appoint Mauricio Pochettino as manager on two-year deal with extension option
The former Tottenham coach has been out of work since leaving Paris St Germain last year and was Chelsea’s first choice from early in the search.
Chelsea agree personal terms with £52m Liverpool target ‘approved’ by ‘imminent’ Pochettino
The 22-year-old would be Pochettino’s first signing as Chelsea boss, with the structure of the £52m deal the only thing standing in the way of his move to Stamford Bridge.
Brazil legend urges Neymar to join Man Utd after ‘bombshell’ report to aid Ten Hag ‘recovery’
Neymar looks set to leave PSG this summer having fallen out with the fanbase, and a compatriot has urged him to join ‘legendary club’ Man Utd.
Klopp makes ‘personal request’ for ‘El Mosquito’ as Man Utd ‘reserve No.7 shirt’ in €50m Liverpool battle
That’s No.10 for Vinicius, No.7 for Dembele, so which jerseys will Neymar and Lionel Messi wear? Only Klopp stands in the way of United’s extraordinary attacking quartet…
Man Utd ‘bombshell’ as ‘negotiations have already begun’ for PSG pair to form ‘devastating attack’
Undeterred by reports of Man Utd interest in Neymar being a load of sh*t, a Spanish report now claims the Brazilian will be joined by his PSG pal at Old ...
‘Who?!’ – Keane baffled by pundit claim over ‘dreadful’ Chelsea star as duo with ‘pedigree’ named
Keane couldn’t believe who Richards picked out as a key player for Chelsea under Pochettino, as Carragher named Enzo Fernandez as one of two stars with ‘pedigree’.
‘That’s his job’ – Keane slams ‘ridiculous’ Man Utd back-patting as £65m replacement lined up
Manchester United won’t ‘get back to winning trophies’ unless the 32-year-old is “moved on quickly”, amid reports of a replacement the club are ‘most repeatedly interested’ in.
Lampard admits he’s not a ‘very good manager’ amid damning Chelsea ‘standards’ report
A ‘very good manager’ would have improved standards at Chelsea, which have become far worse under Lampard’s stewardship…