Liverpool top Premier League winners, forcing hamstrung Arsenal onto losers list
Liverpool edge ever closer to the title, Nottingham Forest stubbornly refuse to regress to the mean, significant moves in the Champions League chase.
Articles By Dave Tickner
Van Nistelrooy still clear favourite, but might this season’s Sack Race already be run?
With even Spurs occasionally winning some games now, it’s really very possible this season’s Sack Race may have already seen its final faller.
Bruno Fernandes the undroppable’s undroppable but Liverpool have some tired bodies
Man Utd man tops the 10 busiest outfield players in the Premier League this season ranked by minutes played.
When will Liverpool win the league? Earliest, funniest, Arsenal guard of honour, Anfield decider
Liverpool will win the Premier League. But when? What’s the earliest scenario? What’s the funniest scenario? And what if they don’t?
Liverpool back 12 points clear with a win they needed more than anyone realised
Everyone else may have assumed the title race was over, but Liverpool didn’t look or play like a team that thinks the job is already done.
Man City FFP, Liverpool bottle it, Ange sack, Man Utd glory: Five ways to save this season
The end of this season threatens to be rather short on excitement. But don’t despair! We’ve thought of five whole ways to save it from itself.
Gyokeres too old, too big, too striker-ish for Arsenal? The nonsense debunked
We’re detecting a bit of sniffiness from Arsenal fans about the idea of signing Viktor Gyokeres. And we’re here to sniff at sniffiness.
Big Midweek: Liverpool v Everton, Chelsea, Saka, Amorim, promotion fights and cup chaos
To our enormous relief it really is a Big Midweek after the interlull and FA Cup quarter-finals. We will never complain about the Premier League again.
Ten reasons why this Premier League season has not been entirely sh*t
We’ve done 10 reasons why this Premier League season was sh*t so in the interest of fairness we’ve tried to find 10 reasons why it isn’t.
Sels excels as Forest prevail on penalties again after a dizzyingly weird FA Cup clash at Brighton
Nottingham Forest winning on penalties was predictable, but the same could be said of almost nothing that led us to that point at Brighton.
Big Weekend: Brighton v Nottingham Forest, Aston Villa, Mateta, Guardiola, Napoli v Milan
Club football is back! Hurrah! But the Premier League isn’t! Boo! But that’s because it’s FA Cup quarter-final weekend! Hurrah!
The ridiculous stats of Erling Haaland: Another Shearer record shattered
Erling Haaland has been a Premier League player for two-and-a-half seasons but has already outscored a legion of legends.
England ladder exposes November naivety as Lewis-Skelly soars and Newcastle player crashes
A timely reminder that Myles Lewis-Skelly has come from nowhere to establish himself as an England starter. The Thomas Tuchel vision is taking shape.
Liverpool implode or win title with peak Spursiness possible in top 10 least forlorn Premier League games left
Aston Villa will have an abnormally large say in the rest of the Premier League season but Liverpool and some Man City FFP madness may still dictate plenty.
A step-by-step guide to show Harry Kane has actually scored precisely zero proper goals for England
Harry Kane having 71 England goals would indicate that he’s good. That won’t do, so here’s how none of those goals actually count.
Tuchel’s England taking shape but he isn’t really building a team to beat your Latvias
Thomas Tuchel is trying to very quickly build an England team to beat the very best but can for now only test it out against… not the very best.
So-called ‘world record’ holder Cristiano Ronaldo has actually scored zero proper goals for Portugal
Are you really a world-record holder if you have to lower yourself to counting goals scored against Scotland? Cristiano Ronaldo is an embarrassing fraud.
Man City FFP: Liverpool, Man Utd, even Spurs among new winners of reallocated trophies on alternate timeline
The international break makes fools of us all. We’ve come up with new winners for every single Man City success since 2008 when FFP destroys them.
Who will be the next manager of Tottenham after Ange Postecoglou?
Starting to look like Ange Postecoglou might only be capable of making Spurs more Spurs than ever. So who might be next for the dreaded managerial job?
Imperious Mo Salah odds-on for third PFA Footballer of the Year award
Mo Salah will surely mark his last season in the Premier League with his third PFA Player of the Year award.
No-cap wonders: the 39 Premier League-era players called up but never capped by England
We’re all familiar with one-cap wonders, but what about the poor sods who make it as far as an England squad but never get a cap? There’s a lot of ...
Ranking England’s current 16-man crop on One-Cap Wonder Club chances
There are 16 active, non-retired players who are currently also members of the England One-Cap Wonder Club. Who are bound to stay there?
Premier League champions-elect Liverpool only marginally happier than Everton
Tottenham are rock-bottom of the Premier League mood rankings but could replace Newcastle in top spot at the end of the season.
Arsenal set for worst kind of second place: Dull and distant to Liverpool
Has this Arsenal season been any good? To quote Tim Lovejoy (not that one): short answer ‘yes’ with an ‘if’; long answer ‘no’ with a ‘but’.
Ten reasons why this has been the worst Premier League season ever
So then, the 2024/25 Premier League. Been an absolute washout, hasn’t it? Dreadful season. Here’s just 10 of the several million reasons why.
What next for Liverpool? This really could be a one-and-done season for Arne Slot’s side
Liverpool have demolished the Premier League this season, but does it feel like the start of an all-conquering era? Not really.
Man Utd remain effective at dealing with the worst the Premier League has to offer, if nothing else
Half of Man United’s Premier League wins this season have come against three historically bad soon-to-be-relegated clubs. It’s not ideal.
16 Conclusions from the Carabao Cup final: On Joelinton, Isak, disappearing Salah, VVD woes and more
Newcastle have won a trophy. This is not a drill. Newcastle have won a trophy. Newcastle were great at Wembley, while Liverpool were rotten.
Big Weekend: Liverpool v Newcastle, Arsenal, Bruno Fernandes, Frank, Steel City Derby, Atleti v Barca
This weekend features the last significant game of Liverpool’s season and one Arsenal would like to be the last significant game of their league season.
Spurs’ unlikely high-wire season rescue act remains thrillingly alive despite another wobble
Spurs didn’t do it the easy way, because of course they didn’t, but they are in the Europa League quarter-finals and their season lives on.