Who gives a sh*t if you're top of the league when you don't rank anywhere in the top five of some arbitrary stats?
We're bored with betting companies on shirts. Here's 20 better suggestions. Well, 19...
The January transfer window is wide open. There have been ten signings, and plenty more outgoings.
And Peter Goldstein's man of the match was in white. Elsewhere, one Liverpool player got the nod.
David de Gea's legs, Ole Gunnar Solksjaer and Ralph top the winners list. The losers? Unai Emery, Mesut Ozil and...
Ten-man Southampton held on to beat Leicester City 2-1 in the Premier League on Saturday.
Man Utd have a No.5 jersey just desperate to be filled, while the No.9 is waiting at Chelsea for Gonzalo Higuain...
A game kicking off at 6pm on a Sunday? Are the FA f***ing mad? And do they hate Sheffield Wednesday/Luton?
Manolo Gabbiadini does not quite fit "this intensive pressing system we try to play", you see.
Degs is back from exile and he also has a 33/1 shot. And you know his long shots sometimes come in...
The FA have handed Charlie Austin a two-game ban for making an offensive gesture towards Man City fans.
Forget 9-0, watch one of the two occasions Man City hit 10. And should Chelsea have stopped before they reached 13?
Turns out that Liverpool sign loads of players from Southampton. And Man United spend all their money on Everton.
Two second-half strikes earned Derby a replay with Saints after Nathan Redmond's brace...
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