Maguire suffers another England snub in goal-laden M-Team
Harry Maguire has been snubbed for another England XI, but might not be as frustrated considering the standard of available M-Team options.
Harry Maguire has been snubbed for another England XI, but might not be as frustrated considering the standard of available M-Team options.
Kylian Mbappe dropped a couple of bombs on Paraguay after France survived one of the most ridiculous World Cup games in recent memory.
Jesse Marsch went into hyperbolic overdrive by stating he would ‘rather be’ Canada than Morocco after managing the former to World Cup defeat.
Azzedine Ounahi earned a big move after the last World Cup; his €20m release clause and Manchester City link could come into play this time.
The Azteca has undergone a modern transformation which will make it iconic but unrecognisable for England against Mexico at the World Cup.
England are going to have to play a World Cup last-16 game against Mexico at the Azteca. And they’re going to need a right-back. But who?
Cristiano Ronaldo and Portugal remain in the World Cup thanks to use of a mysterious ‘technology nobody knew about’ against Croatia.
England are ‘pretty much f**ked’ against Mexico – unless Elliot Anderson proves he is worth £116m by taking some low, driven pot-shots.
Forget your unbeaten record – the myth of the Estadio Azteca should not stop England fans from dreaming at the World Cup.
England were better than all of us watching will care to remember, but still needed Harry Kane to rescue them from World Cup humiliation.
Sandro Tonali fluttering his eyelashes at Spurs feels weird considering the calibre of his other suitors, but Jurgen Klopp said it best…
The 2026 World Cup may have featured the strongest selection of coaches in the competition’s history; just wait until England steal Pochettino.
Matheus Cunha will never replace Vinicius Junior for Brazil – and is presumably going to fail at Man United too – because he is nice.
Enzo Maresca was already one of the most expensive Premier League managers ever before his treachery landed Chelsea some absurd compensation.
Chelsea must shatter a transfer record of their own to sign Xabi Alonso’s primary target, but spending big on stars over 30 can backfire.
Jude Bellingham is seemingly no longer a ‘divisive soloist’ or ‘elephant in the room’ for England; will there be a World Cup apology soon?
Iran were the ultimate losers of an absurd final game of the 2026 World Cup group stage as Austria and Algeria ridiculed calls of collusion.
Lionel Messi made history again – even from the bench – as Argentina rounded out a perfect World Cup group stage against Jordan.
Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo could meet in the World Cup final after landing on opposite sides of the draw. But there’s one problem…
Jude Bellingham was the star for England yet again as Marcus Rashford, Elliot Anderson, Morgan Rogers and Jarell Quansah toiled against Panama.
The environmental cost of the 2026 World Cup has been a key focus of the tournament, but another emissions story remains largely invisible.
Manchester City have agreed a fee to sign Elliot Anderson from Nottingham Forest, but England have been told to block his medical.
Man City signed Kalvin Phillips in similar circumstances to those surrounding Elliot Anderson this summer; the difference in fees is ‘crazy’.
England can start Saka or Rashford. They can pine for Foden or Palmer. But they can’t do much meaningful with the defence as it is.
We were promised ‘a different Steve Clarke’ but this was more of the uninspiring, risible same from Scotland and their surely doomed coach.
Arsenal do not fall into the post-World Cup signing trap all that often, but Johan Manzambi must be tempting Mikel Arteta this summer.
Are you really a world-record holder if you have to lower yourself to counting goals scored against Scotland? Cristiano Ronaldo is an embarrassing fraud.
Chelsea will outright refuse to sell Martinez, whoever he is. And Fabrizio Romano versus Luke Edwards is dreadfully depressing fare.
If Rice is injured who should replace him for England? There are nine genuine-ish options for Tuchel and Mainoo is the third best.
Arsenal should break a couple of transfer records in a lavish summer window, as will Spurs, Manchester United and Liverpool.