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Johnny NicTen Hag can’t save zombified Man Utd while parasitic Glazers profit from failure…
Johnny Nic saw reality dawn on Erik ten Hag on Sunday. He can't rescue Manchester United. No one can while the leeches remain in charge...
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Kasper Schmeichel’s Nice little earner leaves Leicester with huge gloves to fill…
After 11 years at Leicester having paid his dues through the leagues, Kasper Schmeichel has left English football. But Johnny Nic reckons we'll see him again...
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Equality? Women’s football needs to be run BETTER than men’s football to truly thrive
If women's football apes its male equivalent then somebody has failed. This has to be different and that means the economics and culture must learn from mistakes...
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Clear eyes, full hearts – England’s Lionesses can’t lose under ‘savage’ Sarina Wiegman
Our Lionesses could make history today. But whatever happens at Wembley, Sarina Wiegman has changed women's football in England. Johnny Nic is a fan...
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How I wept at Alessio Russo’s backheel and the pure joy that followed for England
John Nicholson watched and wept. What a night. England being bloody good feels transgressive, it feels hard to believe.
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Jeopardy is the warp and weft of football and the Premier League has sod all
There has to be unpredictability and jeopardy and every English league bar the Premier League has plenty of both...
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Spain slayer Georgia Stanway, the Bayern-bound Lioness with a ferocious bite…
Georgia Stanway thrust herself into the spotlight with a thunderb*stard to sink Spain at the European Championships this week. Johnny Nic is a fan...
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Euro 2022 acts like a filter for the dickheads who spoil football for the rest of us
As soon as you dilute the maleness of football crowds, you lose the edge; Euro 2022 has acted as a filter for toxic masculinity.
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Johnny Nic
England have a new hero in the form of phenomenal Arsenal star Beth Mead
Beth Mead is in the form of her life for England and Arsenal. So much so that this might simply be her elite level of consistent performance.
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Football is finally willing to embrace empathy, equality and rest of ‘woke agenda’
Football is now increasingly leading the way, actively encouraging its huge audience to embrace liberal progressive values.
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Johnny Nic
Please don’t let Christian Eriksen be pulled into the Manchester United mediocrity malaise
We like Christian Eriksen so we are a bit scared about him joining Manchester United, because they do terrible things to a chap.
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Johnny Nic
The last few years have seen a revolution in women’s football and it’s about to get louder
Euro 2022 starts this week and it's going to be absolutely huge. Johnny Nic cannot wait.
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Johnny Nic
England and Manchester City goal machine Ellen White is joyful and triumphant
Ellen White has 50 goals for England and will doubtless add more at the Euros. What a player and what a thoroughly nice woman.
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Johnny Nic
Who ate all the pies? Can we have a bento box and deep-fried whitebait instead please?
Why do English Premier League clubs peddle some absolutely horrible fare when they could invest in decent grub?
