Arsene Wenger is yelling out of the window at those darn kids. He probably has a point, mind.
There were 22 transfers bigger than the world record for a keeper last year. Things are changing.
Unai Emery is "very excited" to work with Ainsley Maitland-Niles. You can already tell.
Fabian Delph "was thinking 'please don't!' when Mikel Arteta was linked with Arsenal.
Arturo Vidal is about to break our hearts, isn't he? Come to Arsenal and be a b*stard...
Sporting are in a spot of bother. Two players and their manager have already left. Four more?
Fabinho probably won't fancy Liverpool's No. 10 shirt - although Fred might take Man United's...
Patrick Vieira has taken the Arsenal snub so well he's off to France, leaving Man City behind.
There are plenty of Premier League winners, a few European champions and even a Dean Whitehead.
Forget the lack of an incisive midfield passer, or a possibly shaky defence. Tottenham will cost England.
Sanson helped Marseille reach a Europa League final this season. Arsenal and Spurs are interested.
England's two most expensive strikers ever were signed in 2011 and 2004. Sounds about right.
If Mesut Ozil really was crying off Arsenal games to try and stay fit for the World Cup, well...
The Premier League's big six have finally won. They get a bigger share of overseas TV rights money.
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