Leroy Sane? Thomas Muller and Julian Draxler "couldn't lace his boots", apparently. Sure.
Joachim Low has sprung a surprise with his Germany World Cup squad. Poor Leroy Sane.
Now we're talking. This Premier League season has been dominated by attacking players...
Alexander-Arnold explains how Liverpool stopped Sane playing "like he did against Arsenal".
"They are left-footed, quick and for their full-backs it's not easy to face them." And that's about it.
Man City contribute half the shortlist, while five-season PL veteran Harry Kane makes the Young Player list...
One striker and five defenders in the top ten. Absolutely mental. These lists are always fun.
Leroy Sane admits the Champions League will be "really difficult" to win but he gives City a "good chance".
"Yes, we can feel it a little bit. The season is almost over and there's only a few games left to play..."
This is the end. Xhaka, Koscielny and Arsenal get a pasting, while Sane, Gundogan and City get a praising.
Pep Guardiola could be heard in the Wigan corridors 'tearing into' one of his Man City players.
Manchester City winger Leroy Sane faces at least six weeks on the sidelines with an ankle injury, manager Pep Guardiola has confirmed.
"The achievements of Ozil and Cavani are incredible," says Sane. But only four players make his list of the best.
Paul Pogba is the Premier League assist king, but not Europe's. And Ronaldo has to stop shooting.
Leroy Sane has revealed that he twice snubbed the opportunity to play under Liverpool boss Jurgen Klopp.
No Man United players either, but Philippe Coutinho and Christian Eriksen make it.
Olivier Giroud is the obvious place to start, but what of the other 19 Premier League clubs?
Pep Guardiola praised Leroy Sane and eased any concerns over Ilkay Gundogan's new injury scare.
Leroy Sane has explained how a nose problem meant he sometimes struggled to breathe last season.
Morata has just 49 career league starts, and will top this list when Chelsea sign him.
Being 24 and being named Young Player of the Year is a nonsense. We've gone younger...
England have four representatives in the final six for the PFA Young Player of the Year. What a time to be alive.
Did you think Dele Alli was a shoo-in to be named Young Player of the Season again? Nev has other ideas.
Thoughts on Jesus Navas at right-back, Granit Xhaka, Alexis Sanchez, Leroy Sane, Hector Bellerin and plenty more...
And you thought Sane and Sterling were already great. Guardiola warns that they will get even better.
Salt and pepper. Bread and butter. Fish and chips. Pen and paper. Left and right. Craig and Gareth...
Blessed - if only temporary - relief for Ranieri, and a wonderful night for Manchester City's attackers...
Jurgen Klopp was told by David Wagner to sign Leroy Sane: "He has every talent, all the skills."
Crisis? Obviously. Jesus is 19. Sane is 21. Sterling is 22. Stones is 22. And Aguero is probably worried right now.
"We deserved to win the game and it was cruel we didn't get there in the end," says Man City midfielder.
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